Sir Mix-a-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from a horrific spinal disorder.
“The High School Reunion” · Season 7, Episode 12
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (2), Charlie Kelly (1), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
AAdriano
Didn't you also give everybody ringworm?
No! No, that was a rumor, I only gave ringworm to Charlie. I--I got it from my dog, Poppins, and then Charlie and I were wrestling every day because we were trying out for the wrestling team, and then...you know, we just sort of passed it back and forth.
Yeah, we passed it back and forth. Although then we did try out for the wrestling team, and then I do think a couple of the guys got it on the team. So yeah, you're right. You're right.
AAdriano
Wow. Yeah no, that is really gross. Yeah, that is about as low as it gets.
They probably still have it 'cause they're so gay together!
AAdriano
Totally. Hey, Dee, why don't you come back to our table? You know, have a drink?
Oh yeah, sure, that sound cool. See you later, Dirtgrub and Ronnie the Rat. Hope you suck each other's rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer! [whispers to Mac and Charlie] For some reason, homophobia, it's just awesome to these guys.
TTim
Anyhow, I saw you standing over here alone. I wanted to invite you over to our table.
Oh, I won't be going anywhere with you, Tim.
TTim
Okay, why?
Don't you play coy with me, you little bitch. I'm going to stay right here and I'm going to wait for my minions to swarm me, and swarm they will, Tim. Alone you'll be. Ha. Such sad little...games we play, right, Tim?
TTim
Right. Same old Dennis Reynolds. Heh. You look good, Nicki.
Thank you, Tim! Thank you. Seems like a nice guy.
He's not. Go! Go away from me!
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