Jesus Christ, Dennis, you're coming in hot!
I am the king of the minions, not Tim Murphy, not that jerkoff Adri--jerkoff! (opens a compartment in his car)
What the hell are you doing, man?
She rejected me! Me, Frank! Me, the coolest guy in the history of this goddamn school! Oh, they're all gonna pay! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
Whoa.
Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?
TOOLS! Tools, this is, uh...duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!
W--Why do you have a bunch of like weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?
Ffffetish, fetish shit! I--I--I--I like to bind, I like to be bound! I--uh...that's not important! D--don't ask me questions. I'm not taking questions. The golden god is not taking questions! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD! I--I'm taking action, I gotta go--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, Dennis. Wait a second. I think we can help you, dude.
Yeah?
Yeah, we can help each other. We both want the same thing...revenge.
You're gonna be our new Psycho Pete, pal...and guess what? The freight train's back in service!
Let's get nuts in that school. Let's get crazy, alright? Come on, let's get some revenge here!
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