“Mac and Charlie: White Trash” quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis

I have a proposition too. Why don't you walk in front of me so I don't get your blood all over my feet?

Dee

I bet you don't even have any black people here.

Excuse me, ma'am, but there's an African American family right there.

Dee

Well good for you. You keep a couple token ones around. Do you parade them around like a couple dancing monkeys?

Mac

Stride, stride, execute!