The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.
Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?"
Okay. That seems really dark.
It's not dark, you're misunderstanding me, bro.
Yeah, you are. Because if the girl said 'no', then the answer is obviously 'no'. But the thing is she is not gonna say no. She would never say 'no', because of the implication.
Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
... But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you..
Why aren't you understanding this?
Let's talk needs first. Now I have the need for speed. It's very important, it's inherent, there is nothing I can do about it. So speed is a must.
Absolutely, but we are also looking to entertain guests on this boat.
Yeah, we're gonna throw some P-Diddy style parties up on the deck.
Can we talk shrimp for a minute. I'd like the boat to be able to haul in a tremendous amount of shrimp. Sort of a Forrest Gump amount of shrimp.
You should be writing this down.
Why are you not writing this down?
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Let me just see if i have this right here. Correct me if I'm wrong. It seems like what you guys are looking for P. Diddy style of shrimping vessel.
You're a really good listener and I didn't peg you for one when we came in here because of the pinky ring.
I got us some turpentine, some wax and some high-gloss boat paint. This shit is really expensive.
Aw, dude, you're telling me. I picked us up some new slacks and docksiders, so we could have the right look. Y'know, fit in and everything? We're running pretty low on remaining dick towel money though.
Plus, we gotta fill that thing up with gas.
I know, man. We gotta pop by the department store, pick up the mattress--and I wanna get a nice one, too.
Wait, the--the what? The mattress? What do we need a mattress for?
What do you mean, "what do we need a mattress for?" Why in the hell do you think we just spent that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take them to a nice, comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Oh. Uh, okay...you had me goin' there for the first part, the second half kinda threw me.
Well, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around, and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Aaah, there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?"
Okay, heh. That seems really dark though.
Nah, no, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.
Yeah, you are. Because if the girl said "no", then the answer obviously is no.
But the thing is, she's not gonna say "no". She would never say "no", because of the implication.
...Now, you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. W--what implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
...But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you.
Why aren't you understanding this? She doesn't know whether she wants to have sex with me, it's--that's not the issue--
Are you gonna hurt women?
I'm not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all!
Goddamn! [to old woman staring at him] Well, don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
No one's in any danger! How can I make that any more clear to you, okay? It's an implication of danger!
