No, no, of course we shouldn't bash these people up. Look, OK, absolutely, we could cave the husband's skull in here. Yes, we could take the wife down to the basement, have a frenzied free-for-all with her. We could tie the kids up in their little rooms upstairs, so they wouldn't hear anything.....
In that scenario you'd have to kill the kids because they would have seen our faces.
Right; we could smear the walls with their blood, guys... There are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here. But the easiest thing, really, is to just go get the deed.
Says the guy who knows nothing about the law!
I can absolutely keep a hummingbird as a pet, bro. It's no different than having a parrot or a parakeet. It's a bird, bro.
You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country--it's not governed by reason.
There's no such thing as "bird law".
You know what? I'm going to get a hummingbird and I'll show you.
Hummingbirds...hummingbirds are illegal tender!
To spite you, I'm going to get one.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
LLawyer
You know what? This family, behind me, has 90 days to vacate. Until then, you can't touch them.
Lemme handle this, Frank. It's not bullbird. He's making a few good points. Look buddy, I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings, uh, I'm well educated, well versed. I know that situations like this, real-estate wise, are complex.
LLawyer
Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler-plate.
Okay. Well we're all hungry. We'll get to our hot-plates soon enough. Let's talk about the contract here.
LLawyer
I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?
Well I could ask you that very same question.
LLawyer
I went to Harvard.
LLawyer
How about you? Hm? Uh?
I'm pleading the fifth, sir.
LLawyer
I'd advise that you do that.
And I'll take that advice into cooperation, alright? Now what say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird-law and see how comes out the victor?
LLawyer
You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can see clearly you know nothing about the law. It seems like you have a tenuous grasp of the English language in general.
(said as fly flies past his head) I, uh, well, filibuster!
LLawyer
Do you.. Do you know what that word means?
LLawyer
Yeah, whats that mean?
uhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHH!!!(proceeds to slam through the door)
I knew that guy was full of shit! I knew it!
That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.
You want him to bang you?
Mac, be serious. He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers. Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened
[shows gang history book]
. Take a look at this picture. What do you see?
I see two trannies shooting at each other.
No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.
How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?
[slams book, looking at Frank] Because it's an old book, okay? I don't need to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to... get satisfied... From this dude... and you're trying to...
[giving up and leaving] I'm getting satisfied.
