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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 5, Episode 1

Charlie, Mac and others in “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”

Charlie

. Take a look at this picture. What do you see?

Mac

I see two trannies shooting at each other.

Charlie

No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.

Dennis

How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?

Charlie

[slams book, looking at Frank] Because it's an old book, okay? I don't need to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to... get satisfied... From this dude... and you're trying to...

Charlie

[giving up and leaving] I'm getting satisfied.

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