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Says the guy who knows nothing about the law!

I can absolutely keep a hummingbird as a pet, bro. It's no different than having a parrot or a parakeet. It's a bird, bro.

You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country--it's not governed by reason.

There's no such thing as "bird law".

Yes, there is.

You know what? I'm going to get a hummingbird and I'll show you.

Hummingbirds...hummingbirds are illegal tender!

I'm going to get one.

You cannot.

To spite you, I'm going to get one.

Where are we with gulls?

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.