Charlie, don't screw me like this, come on.
Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell you something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So you tell me, Little Miss All That, what do you want to do? Song or no song?
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.
Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?
[writing on her script] I did write "soul". I definitely did.
(singing) I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I'm a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you are too merry m'am will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me!
Charlie, can I bring something up?
Um, I think we have to be very careful about how we do the rape scene.
W--what on God's green earth are you talking about? There's no rape scene.
...Well, sure. I pay the troll toll and then I rape Dennis. Classy--
No, you don't rape him, you become him! You do not rape him.
No! [sighs] Look, let me just walk you guys through this, okay? Here's what happens: once you've paid the toll, I want you to come over to Dennis over by his bed here, okay?
I'll be- I'll be lying back-
You want me to cross the stage?
Alright, this is a great opportunity to showcase some skills, just put on a clinic--
I--I'd rather you didn't? I'd rather you didn't.
Well, I think the people are gonna want to see that... and then, I hop up like a cat. [jumps up] Like so. Meow.
Oh, Jesus Christ, let's leave it at that. Okay, once he gets near you, you have to sense him, okay? Suddenly, you sense him.
What if I were to position him in a way where I get behind him, and then Frank could throw that blanket that he's got right there over us? And then that way you can't see the penetration.
That's a good idea. You know what, Charlie? Because the blanket will make the raping--I'm sorry, the, uh...sexing from behind feel more classy.
That's good. And then what I could do is thrust this way, and you can struggle.
