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S5 E1

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 5, Episode 1

Lawyer, Frank and others in “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”

Lawyer

You know what? This family, behind me, has 90 days to vacate. Until then, you can't touch them.

Frank

That's bullbird man.

Charlie

Alright.

Frank

Whaddaya got there?

Charlie

Lemme handle this, Frank. It's not bullbird. He's making a few good points. Look buddy, I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings, uh, I'm well educated, well versed. I know that situations like this, real-estate wise, are complex.

Lawyer

Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler-plate.

Charlie

Okay. Well we're all hungry. We'll get to our hot-plates soon enough. Let's talk about the contract here.

Lawyer

I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?

Charlie

Well I could ask you that very same question.

Lawyer

I went to Harvard.

Charlie

Ah, mhm.

Lawyer

How about you? Hm? Uh?

Charlie

I'm pleading the fifth, sir.

Lawyer

I'd advise that you do that.

Charlie

And I'll take that advice into cooperation, alright? Now what say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird-law and see how comes out the victor?

Lawyer

You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can see clearly you know nothing about the law. It seems like you have a tenuous grasp of the English language in general.

Charlie

(said as fly flies past his head) I, uh, well, filibuster!

Lawyer

Do you.. Do you know what that word means?

Charlie

Ah-yup!

Lawyer

Yeah, whats that mean?

Charlie

uhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHH!!!(proceeds to slam through the door)

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