It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 12
“The Gang Gets Whacked, Part I” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (3), Sweet Dee Reynolds (2), Dennis Reynolds (1), Mac McDonald (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
What about you, Dennis?
Well I...
Dennis is a prostitute now.
Good.
No, I'm not a prostitute, OK?
Yes, he is.
There is no banging old ladies or dudes, all right? I will be providing a very important service, however, as what I would like to be called: a handsome companion.
To dudes?
To guys or...
No, not to dudes. No, hang on. Hold on. Hang on. To old fancy rich ladies who want to do classy, exotic, fancy things with me.
Great, Dennis, you keep banging dudes.
Oh, you know, I told you. I asked for more money.
What?!
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
I was using dead presidents as a cover. You didn't get that?
[to Dennis] He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of green people from history times.
Well how 'bout this, first I have to deal with this problem with the mob, you know how that is.
Oh sure.
So once I'm done with that, I'm coming back for that horse, because I feel like we had a connection.
Ohh thats what I like to hear, you and that horse together it's perfect so come on you old son-of-a-gun and hey, while your at it let Buster do a line off your boner!
Wwwwwhhhhoooo...[Gets up and walks away]
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