Oh, man, look at this. Dog shit.
Did you just step in that on purpose?
Oh, no, I just... you know, I didn't really see it.
You pointed it out to me!
“Hero or Hate Crime?” · Season 12, Episode 6
In this episode: Mac McDonald (4), Charlie Kelly (3), Dennis Reynolds (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
All right, fine. I voluntarily stepped in the dog shit so that I would smell of dog shit. Happy?
Less happy. Why would it make me happy?
I was trying to cover up the smell of the skunk that I let spray me so that there would be no questions.
Well, now I have more questions.
Of course you do.
Like, why did you let a skunk spray you?
To cover the smell of cologne, man.
Oh, man. You know what? Go to the beginning. Go to the first smell! The first smell that begat all the other smells!
The first smell was cigarettes! I 've been smoking with Dee! All right?
LOOK OUT, FAGGOT!
How would you describe the [black] arbiter?
Yeah, you know what? We're, uh, we're treading on some very dangerous territory here, buddy.
Nigger?
Did you know that a faggot is a burning bundle of sticks on top of which they used to burn homos? So, basically, when you call someone a faggot, you are saying that they should be burned at the stake.
(after showing off his exercise bike with a dildo attached to it) I know, but it's not what it looks like.
Yeah, what it looks like is that you are fucking yourself with a dildo bike.
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