All right, fine. I voluntarily stepped in the dog shit so that I would smell of dog shit. Happy?
Less happy. Why would it make me happy?
I was trying to cover up the smell of the skunk that I let spray me so that there would be no questions.
Well, now I have more questions.
Of course you do.
Like, why did you let a skunk spray you?
To cover the smell of cologne, man.
Oh, man. You know what? Go to the beginning. Go to the first smell! The first smell that begat all the other smells!
The first smell was cigarettes! I 've been smoking with Dee! All right?
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