[reading a question] "Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate"?
I don't think I wrote that.
You definitely wrote this one, Charlie. Who else would have written this?
I'm not remembering that. I don't think I wrote that one.
Of course you did. How many other illiterates are in the-- Just throw out a guess.
DDDennis & Dee
Pass, pass?
MFMac & Frank
No, he didn't pass, he didn't pass.
Just throw out a guess. Any guess, come on.
Son of a bitch! All right, chance to steal.
[eagerly] Because Dennis is a bastard man!
That's what it is. I definitely wrote that.
[Frank in a dog kennel]
Put my cage on the bar so I can see.
[splashes beer in his face] Shut up, dog!
Last time we played, Dee got "Emotional Battery". We berated that bitch for like two straight hours.
I mean, really personal stuff. Way over the line. The kind of stuff that cuts you to the core, you know.
She held it together without a single tear.
Dude, when her two minutes were up, she cried for a month straight.
Yeah, it was really sad. Every day, crying all day long. She talked about taking too many pills.
I think she tried to kill herself.
She did, she did. I saw it, but I didn't tell you about it.
Goddamn it, Dee! Your back is so boney and crooked and all over the place, I can't get a flat surface!
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