[reading a question] "Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate"?
I don't think I wrote that.
You definitely wrote this one, Charlie. Who else would have written this?
I'm not remembering that. I don't think I wrote that one.
Of course you did. How many other illiterates are in the-- Just throw out a guess.
Pass.
No!
Pass, pass?
No, he didn't pass, he didn't pass.
Just throw out a guess. Any guess, come on.
Pass.
Son of a bitch! All right, chance to steal.
[eagerly] Because Dennis is a bastard man!
That's what it is. I definitely wrote that.
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