Video Store Clerk quotes from Invader Zim

Return that movie!

You got any them taquitos?(hangs up)

Hey, Man. It's Been 4 weeks since you rented Intestines of War. It's 20 Days overdue. Hello? Hell-lo?!?

GIR

Who is it?(Hangs up)

Zim

[in a mocking voice] I gunna watch it again.

GIR

...I GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!

Zim

This is the hundredth time, GIR. You have to stop watching this thing or... OH, WHAT IS THAT? [points to TV]A warning? Oh no! Oh no! FBI? Who is this FBI? Why are they trying to warn us about?

GIR

SHHH!

Zim

(screaming)

Zim

GIR! That movie is some kind of government spying tool! Quickly! Eat it!

Zim

Hello?(with voice a little deep)Hello?(with voice getting deep)Hello?[with his voice synthetically deeper]Good,OK.Hello,How I may help you today?

I'm through playin' around! You better return that video or else! This is your final warning!

Zim

I'm sorry, I do not know what you are talking about. I am normal.

If that thing isn't in the drop-off box by the time we open tomorrow, you're gonna paaaaaayyyyy... late fees.

Ooh!I wanna rent this one!

Why?!? So you can keep it for weeks and weeks and not return it? What about all the other people that wanna watch it?!? You ever think about them? Huh? HUH?!?