TV show quotes
I was watching the egg cam. I can't believe they already hatched. Aw, man, did Sam eat 'em?
I wouldn't eat baby chicks. Raw.
They escaped.
What?
Spencer found one in the bathroom downstairs, so the other ones could be anywhere in this whole apartment.
Wait. I thought newborn chicks have to stay in their incubator.
They do.
How long can they be out?
I don't know. Let's go online and find out. Hurry.
Just walk towards me, you nutty little chick!
Try to grab him!
[The chick, Yoko, looks like it’s saying “Really?”]
[sarcastically] Wow, if only I'd thought of that!
It says that baby chicks need to be kept at 90 degrees.
What's the temperature in here?
72.
Turn the heat up to 90!
90 degrees?
No, 90 pickles. Yes, 90 degrees!
No need to be hurtful.
You know, they say when a girl constantly rips on a guy, it really just means she has a crush on him.
Yeah, but I wasn't ripping on a guy...I was ripping on you.
First off, Carly said the shirt was no big deal. And the tickets I got were for Cuttlefish, a concert that Carly told me she was dying to go to. It's her favorite band.
Let the record show that Carly is fond of Cuttlefish.
So yeah, I traded the shirt, but it was to get something Carly wanted a lot. Something the two of us could've done together. And Carly refused to go to the concert so--
I would've gone with you if you'd just apologized.
Um, she interrupted me. Yank her ponytail.
Nah, I'm gonna allow it.
Why?
Because I love her.
Well, you know when you put out a new shoe, they always have a few minor problems.
"Minor"?
What would be a major problem?
If they came to life in the middle of the night and ate your family?
I live alone.
[while the Daka Employees are giving the group money] Blueberry muffin?
[takes one, but the Daka President slaps his hand] I'm stupid.
Keep it coming...
This is good.
This is fun. This is a fun time.
NO LAUGHING! I hate children!
Well, tough kumquats.
Tough what?
[rips the face guard from Sam hitting him with a football] Ow! Kumquats! Oh!
Kumquats?
Hey.
Hello, Sam.
Sam' Why do you look all guilty?
I did something bad to get detention.
What did you do?
You'll see.
All right, class, everyone please sit.
Freddie; Hey, Gibby, go ask Mr. Palladino to staple those together.
What for?
Just do it! Go!
Hey, Mr. Palladino, can you staple these papers together?
Mr. Palladino' Certainly, Gibby. That's odd. I don't see the stapler anywhere.
Freddie' I have it.
Wow. You are a maniac.
I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler.
That's right, cause I took it.
Ah, yes. Thank you, Freddie. There you are, Gibby.
Here.
Keep them.
[Freddie and Sam sneak into the principal's office]
Dude, this is the principal's office!
I know! I'm so bad. Look what I did! [pulls up the window blinds to reveal a spray-painted insult]
[reading the words on the window] "Freddie says: Principal Franklin-
"-sucks eggs!"
Ha, ha!
Impressive, that might get you double detention!
Yep! When Principal Franklin sees that, you better believe he's gonna--
[A janitor washes the paint off the window to Freddie's horror]
Who pulled that fire alarm?
It was me.
Well, thank goodness you did, the microwave in the teacher's lounge just burst into flames.
We're supposed to be doing the iCarly 50th Webshow Spectacular from detention in five hours and Sam's the only one who's gonna be there. Why's it so hard to get detention?! [furiously slams her locker closed]
Who slammed that locker?
Me?
Detention!
Really?
Tonight!
Yay!
Yay?
Darn...
I have ears like a hawk! I distinctly heard laughter! And I hate laughter!
I thought you hated your wife.
Her, too! Now keep your mouths shut! [closes the door and leaves]
[as she and Sam look at the camera; sarcastically] Isn't he "charming"?
Do I smell burritos?
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