[picks up show idea card] "Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs and bake him at 350 degrees"?
[Freddie looks at Sam in shock]
Just until he's golden brown!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Spencer is finished setting up a drum set and begins drumming, which causes it to fall apart shortly afterwards]
...I rock too hard.
Want to see me rock out? [Carly and Sam agree. Spencer starts playing the drums and one of the cymbals mysteriously catches fire] How can that even happen?!
[Carly gets the fire extinguisher and extinguishes the cymbal]
Hey, can I sleep over tonight?
You don't want to go home?
Nah... When my mom buys a new bikini, she usually likes to wear it around the house for a few days to "break it in." If you're my friend, you won't make me look at that.
[after Spencer's new "invention" bursts into flames]
Electrical wiring just isn't your thing.
No, it is not.
[reading the band's letter to Spencer] "Dear Splinter."
He never did learn my name.
"Thanks for getting us booked on Seattle Beat. You rock for that. Unfortunately, your drumming is suckish." Aw.
That's where I said "Aw", too.
"So we've decided to go ahead with our appearance on Seattle Beat, but we're kicking you out of the band. Also, we took the rest of the deviled eggs and stole your drums. Take care, Blake." Well, that wasn't nice at all
Nope.
I'm sorry.
Thanks. I'm just sitting here, listening to their music.
Well, don't do that! They're mean people.
I know. But their music is so good!
Spencer, it's been four hours. I think you need to get off the kitchen table?
Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?
Spencer, get up. [tries to move Spencer] Come on, get off the table.
[at the same time] No... I'm comfy right... [screams and falls to the floor] Ow.
You weren't supposed to fall on the floor.
Well, you know... gravity.
I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater. Any comment?
Aw, please let me insult you once for free!
Nope! Five bucks an insult!
Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit.
Impressive.
You're just lucky I'm broke.
Really, you wanna kiss me?
Are you kidding me, I'd rather... not do that at this time, but thank you for your kind offer.
Well... I know how we could get back at her.
Huh?
You and I should start dating. That way--
[irritated] FREDDIE!
I know!
Hello, ladies, or should I say lady and Sam.
[Sam sprays Freddie with her cheese in a can]
[Carly takes her cheese in a can out of her hand] Hey!
You can have this back when you learn to use squirt-able cheese responsibly.
JJonah
Hey, what's going on over here?
Oh, Carly's brother is making a movie.
JJonah
Check out this dude! (grabs the alien from the set)
NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!
[coming downstairs] Okay, Mr. Space hamster, we're -- [Drops his tools in horror] OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MY MOVIE IS RUINED! I have to start all over again! And my deadline's in less than 24 hours!
JJonah
Ha, ha, look, its arm came off!
Ha, ha, yeah... Why don't you stay for dinner and RIP MY HEART OUT!?
What are you doing?
JJonah
Kiss me.
What?!
JJonah
Sam doesn't have to know. [tries to kiss Carly, but she flicks him] Ow! Did you just thump me?
Hey Spencer, how's the--
CARLY, FREDDIE'S HERE! 14,325... [Carly runs down the stairs]
I'm freaking out, Freddie! Freaking out! [pulls Freddie to the kitchen]
Did you talk to Jonah?
Yeah, and he tried to kiss me! He totally tried to kiss me!
No way!
Yeah!
Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?
Well, let's see. He said, "Kiss me," then puckered his lips. So, call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted some Carly-kissing!
That jerk! No one tries to kiss my girl! [Carly gives him a look] (Sorry. Let me rephrase that.) No one tries to kiss you!
We got cereal.
Milk?
Out of milk.
I'll use root beer.
You guys? Any reason I just found this in my shower?
Oh, my gosh.
A chick.
Yeah, I picked him up thinking he was a bar of soap. Good thing I realized before… [stops] Never mind.
But how could there be a…
Our chicks haven't hatched yet.
Or…
WE'RE MOTHERS! [Carly and Sam scream as they run upstairs]
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