TV show quotes
He's chuckling.
I see him chuckling; why are you chuckling?!
Because you guys are cute.
We're cute?
Yeah. I was never mad. I love iCarly.
But, you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.
And that's why you stopped making your FЯED videos.
Come on! I'm not gonna stop making the FЯED videos.
Okay, I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!
Am I?
Um, pretty much, yeah.
Kind of psycho.
Yep.
So... are we friends?
I guess.
You sure?
Sure.
Should we kiss?
No.
See? We made up.
We're all good.
Oh, come on, you guys can do better than that.
Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! [Sam chants with her. Freddie and Lucas look at each other and hug. Freddie pats him on the back]
[after being sprayed in the face with purple spray paint] Can someone bring me a tissue?
[reacting to Spencer saying no to her going to a MMA match] Okay, when did you suddenly turn uncool?!
Um, when did you turn into a big baby who yells at me the first time she doesn't get what she wants?
Right when you stopped giving me what I want!
Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?
Okay, this chick is nothing like me!
Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!
[to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?
No.
We cannot be related.
[walking in on the fake iCarly cast] Holy similar!!!
[on the couch, waking up after recovering from a brutal toss against a wall] Ugh... I mean it, Carly! You're grounded for 2... 2 weeks! [notices iCarly on the computer featuring Jackson Colt] Why is Jackson Colt dancing with a bra?
The bunny has conflicting emotions!
[Carly and Freddie look at the computer screen and scream in horror]
AHHH! It's Mandy!
Oh, it is her!
Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! Oh my God, it's her!
Hey, what's up, Carly and friends?
Nothing!
Everything!
Oh. Well, that's not vague. What's the problem?
(after Spencer's disguise is revealed)
Now you listen to me, Nevel. You better give my little sister her website back, or I SWEAR I WILL--
YOU'LL WHAT?!
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!!!
Nay, nay! You will have a pleasant attitude when you kiss me, or the deal's off.
Okay... but you sign this first.
No, you kiss me first.
If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?
You don't trust me... Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)
[to Spencer] What size dress do you wear?
[without missing a beat] Ten. Why?
iCarly has been hijacked by a psychotic she-duck!
[pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!
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