What do you want?
The same thing I wanted on the day we first met—a kiss. A kiss is what I seek—upon your lips, no, not your cheek!
Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.
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[petting Spencer's shirt] Nice bird...
Stop it!
[pretending to be an old woman] I never knew you were such a handsome young boy!
Oh, I blush!
(calling out from the window) THANKS, NEVEL!
(on the ground, facing them) YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CARLY SHAY! I DECLARE THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU'LL RUE IT!
Give me the guacamole. (Freddie and Spencer give her a large pail of guacamole) RUE THIS, NEVEL!
Wait, what is she... oh, no. (the guacamole falls from the window and right on him)
WWendy
And at some point during the slumber party, Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, and stuck it in the freezer. Then in the morning she took it out and threatened to beat my brother with it unless he gave her his muffin.
(to Veronica) Wanna dance?
VVeronica
Uh, no thanks?
Why not? 'Cause I'm different? (brief pause) ...Your loss, lady!
Sam, even though you CONSTANTLY cause me both PHYSICAL and EMOTIONAL pain (rest of the party laughs) ...ha,ha, not joking... I like to think of us as really close friends.
Apparently I haven't caused him ENOUGH emotional pain!
If you wanna be all soft and girly, you gotta--
Don't say it!
I'm just gonna say--
DON'T!
Okay, I won't say it.
Thanks.
...Panties.
AAH!!!
A couple years ago, I asked Sam to go with me to the Junior High dance.
EEveryone
Awwww...
So she broke my thumb.
(Sam puts a paper bag over Freddie's face)
Sam?!
Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if I'm looking at his face?!
You know, I don't need this!
Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?
What are you, a cop?
Okay, fine! THAT'S IT! WE ARE OVER!
VVeronica
(runs back to Spencer) ...You do look cute in that tux.
I know. (the two kiss)
Sam?
Yeah?
Rip her head off!
Can I be excused?
HMr. Henning
You need to go to the restroom?
No, I just hate this.
[screams and throws a worm at the ceiling] Aww, you stuck to the ceiling.
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