Ok, so you want to tell me why we're taking this case?
Seven years ago I killed her husband.
S2 E2The Wife's Tale
Who's the dude?
You're drunk.
You're not wearing your glasses.
Fell into a meat grinder, new pair won't be ready until tomorrow.
BMrs.Brooks
You, you killed Daniel.
There's an assassin in this house, I can protect you.
S2 E3Taking Ames
He's a bad kid.
No, he's not. I know bad people. This kid isn't bad. He's a punk. Show me some bodies, then we can talk.
What are you going to do with your cut?
I am a simple man. Couple pairs of nice shoes, 300-foot yacht. That's all I need.
You know, if you had said to me a few years back that I'd be working straight, I'd have thought you were crazy.
If you told me ten years ago I'd be drinking with you and the rest of these crooks in here, I'd have you committed.
Tell me about it. Will someone pour me a drink?
There goes the good stuff.
S2 E4The Return of Baptiste
And when I asked you about rescue options, you said there weren't any.
Well, I meant that I couldn't think of any.
Well, what's the difference?
In the interim, I may have... thought of one.
Dude, no way.
Why? It's a simple Norma Jean.
First of all, there's no such thing as a simple Norma Jean. When a Norma Jean goes bad, it goes real bad. A Norma Jean went bad on my cousin Pat. She ended up pregnant with twins.
Fine. Then I'll go.
Laverne : And do what,. Put a gun to Harmen's head?
What's wrong with putting a gun to his head? A lot of productive things have happened by putting a gun to someone's head.
BBaptiste
And besides, it suddenly occurred to me that--and despite what this says about me and despite how truly distressing the thought... you might be the last friend I've got on this earth.
I spent most of the last six years wishing you were dead. We're not friends. Not by any definition I know of.
BBaptiste
Yeah, well, beggars can't be choosers, right?
SSusan
Do I need to ask why you have a full syringe of anesthetic in your pocket?
Well, I brought someone with me to help find you. Someone who I was worried might try to screw me over.
SSusan
And where exactly is this someone now?
Screwing me over.
S2 E5Dead Head
My attorney has informed me that I've adopted an adult white male. When I'd laughed it off, he showed me some documentation--signed, by me.
I only get paid in cash. I've never taken a check in my entire life. Look, men in my vocation can't afford being burnt by a paper trail. Do you know what this is? It's a license to steal. It's a map for thieves. Get your account number, they find your social. They find your social, they got you.
Who are they, exactly?
Well, uh.. me... and men of my ilk.
Well as I've explained to your colleagues, I'm running a legitimate business here. So take your check, deposit it in a secure banking facility, report it to the Federal government, and... wait for it... pay taxes on it.
Taxes?
Taxes.
They won't know what hit 'em.
They won't know what hit 'em.
S2 E9Imbroglio
You know La Traviata?
All right, I'm not gonna lie. If I have to sit through this baroque stuff, I prefer Rossini.
S2 E11Kill Bob
BBob
I'm telling you, there's no way my wife is trying to kill me. She loves me. We've never even had a fight.
That should've been your first clue.
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