BBob
I'm telling you, there's no way my wife is trying to kill me. She loves me. We've never even had a fight.
That should've been your first clue.
“Kill Bob” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Laverne Winston (4), Christopher Chance (2), Guerrero (2)
Interior doors are probably alarmed, so...
Yeah, I'll get the climbing gear.
Seriously?
Yeah, man. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do what you gotta do
Look, uh, don't know how to tell you this, but you rappelling off the side of a 40-story building is... not a good idea.
Oh, so what's this now, another crack about my size?
Well... yeah.
So I guess you're the love expert now. What, are you waiting for me to give you an apology for doubting you?
Love is never having to say you're sorry.
Oh why don't you shut up?
Even after you shoot somebody in the chest.
AAngie
Yeah, our relationship may have started out a lie, but, um, it became very real.
Yeah. Normally, it's the other way around.
I think what Winston meant was, it's not the lack of love, but the, uh, lack of friendship that makes for an unhappy marriage.
Did you make that up?
Nietzsche.
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