My attorney has informed me that I've adopted an adult white male. When I'd laughed it off, he showed me some documentation--signed, by me.
“Dead Head” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Ilsa Pucci (2), Christopher Chance (1), Laverne Winston (1), Guerrero (1)
I only get paid in cash. I've never taken a check in my entire life. Look, men in my vocation can't afford being burnt by a paper trail. Do you know what this is? It's a license to steal. It's a map for thieves. Get your account number, they find your social. They find your social, they got you.
Who are they, exactly?
Well, uh.. me... and men of my ilk.
Well as I've explained to your colleagues, I'm running a legitimate business here. So take your check, deposit it in a secure banking facility, report it to the Federal government, and... wait for it... pay taxes on it.
Taxes?
Taxes.
They won't know what hit 'em.
They won't know what hit 'em.
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