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Human Target Season 1 quotes

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S1 E1Pilot

[Winston enters office to find Guerrero sitting at his desk] Hey dude.

Breaking and entering is a crime, you know.

Yeah, it's good to see you too, Winston. It's been a while.

Oh, not long enough. What are you doing in my office? And what the hell are you doing on my computer?

I'm checking out the contents of Mark Hoffer's hard drive. I'm sure it's mostly personal.

Do I want to know how you came about it?

Editor at the paper owes me. A couple of years ago a gas company hired a guy to hassle him over a story he was working. It got nasty. I got him out of it.

How?

I decided to stop hassling him.

I got to warn you guys, if this gets violent, I'm gonna fight back.

AAlfredo

You think you're gonna fight back?

All right, maybe fight back's a little misleading. I'll take the beating 'cause that's all you two amateurs are cleared to do. And then one night soon, I'm gonna break into your house and kill each of you in your sleep. Probably start with you, Alfredo. That way Steven here can have a few extra days with Marla and the girls. It's only fair.

S1 E3Embassy Row

You are not what I thought you were. Not a Neanderthal. The thing you pulled with the Bluetooth back there, very impressive.

I'm so happy you're impressed.

Are you out of your mind? You just compromised my cover and my entire project, and for what, to save your own butt?

Well, I'm kind of attached to it.

What is the matter with you? The video of this entire thing was stored in there.

I know...it's got my face in there too. We can't have that floating around. It's bad for business.

S1 E5Run

AAllison

This is your plan, to paint a bull's eye on my back and see who takes a shot at me.

And us, well hopefully more me than you.

AAllison

A lot of people survive your plans, do they?

Oh, you'd be surprised.

S1 E6Lockdown

The shoots toast. Looks like we go to plan B.

MMartin

What's plan B?

The stairs.

MMartin

The Stairs? You don't seem to get it alright. This place is like one giant mouse trap.

Martin's father said the feds told him, the only way they can go there if it was a matter of national security.

Right.

Well, we're going to make it one.

S1 E8Baptiste

LLayla

It was fun.

It was fun?

LLayla

Yeah.

That's just the adrenaline in your system. You're gonna crash later. *This* line of work, there is nothing worse than the highs and lows. Nothing's ever what you think it is. Nothing's ever over.

Yeah, listen about

[jerks his head Emma]

. I saw the way you were looking at her at the embassy...

Christopher': Okay, this is all in you head

Sure it is listen, all I hope that this women has the good sense to keep you at arms length and treats this case with the same kind objectivity, oh dear god

[seeing Emma investigation board on Chris]

[commenting on Emma investigation board on Chris] It's like a teenage girl locker. That's real heavy on the chin dont'cha think

[regarding the sketch artist profile of Chris]

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