EEddie
Is he saying I'm dumb?
Of course not.
EEddie
I'm not dumb.
Your headphones are on backwards.
S1 E9Corner Man
[about Chance] You ever known him to be nervous about anything?
Final Jeopardy questions. Volcanoes.
I come with you on these things because, you know...
For God's sake, get a room already.
Shut up
S1 E11Victoria
Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?
What's his name?
Tony.
How do you know you're in love with him?
(smiles)
Be honest, how certain were you that would work?
About 50/50.
I wasn't aware that fornicating in convenience store bathrooms was common practice.
Welcome to New York.
I told you not to look down.
I think I made it abundantly clear to you how I feel about heights.
This is barely twenty feet, it hardly qualifies as heights. Even if you did fall you probably would break something but you wouldn't die.
S1 E12Christopher Chance
[hands Katherine a gun] Now, you don't have to take this. I'm just saying...
[Katherine takes the gun, pulls the slide to prime it, and adjusts the safety]
... apparently, you know what you're doing.
KKatherine
I'm single, and I live downtown.
Man, you see me here drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon; you really want to antagonize me about my name? What the hell's the matter with you, you got a death wish or something?
Not that I'm aware of.
Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?
You can call me Connie.
S2 E1Ilsa Pucci
Winston, I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. I'm sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I'm sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Llaverne
Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston).
You know, I thought you'd be different.
Christopher: Taller?
No.
Younger?
No, braver.
There are a lot of smarter ways to earn a dollar.
I'm not very bright.
You are brave. You must have a lot to be redeemed for.
I do.
What are you going to do with that? Are you going to hit a defenseless girl again? Huh, tough guy!
You're going through what I call the, "5 Phases of Fear": Denial, Anger, Frustration, Acceptance, and eventually, Fear.
S2 E2The Wife's Tale
Gentlemen clientele.
Pretty safe to say.
Noting safe about that place.
Are you worried about me?
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