TV show quotes
Interior doors are probably alarmed, so...
Yeah, I'll get the climbing gear.
Seriously?
Yeah, man. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do what you gotta do
Look, uh, don't know how to tell you this, but you rappelling off the side of a 40-story building is... not a good idea.
Oh, so what's this now, another crack about my size?
Well... yeah.
So I guess you're the love expert now. What, are you waiting for me to give you an apology for doubting you?
Love is never having to say you're sorry.
Oh why don't you shut up?
Even after you shoot somebody in the chest.
Yeah, our relationship may have started out a lie, but, um, it became very real.
Yeah. Normally, it's the other way around.
I think what Winston meant was, it's not the lack of love, but the, uh, lack of friendship that makes for an unhappy marriage.
Did you make that up?
Nietzsche.
The floor is completely covered with invisible laser sheeting. so anything touches that, and...
Ames': What happens?
Nothing. What do you think happens? Alarms, guards, reign of terror--keep up.
I was just asking a question.
Guerrero': Look at me. Look at me! What's your name?
Henry Claypool.
What day is today?
Tuesday.
Are you a paranoid, bullying douche bag?
Oh, yeah.
Good. What's the password to your private files in your office?
Well, I'm sorry that I put everyone in this position. I'm sorry I didn't...
Do you smell that?
What?
It smells like crap.
Nice. Very nice. You know, I'm trying to make a heartfelt apology here.
No, I mean, it smells like actual crap.
So let me ask you... do you know anyone, anyone at all, less threatening... than this man?
I'm right here.
Less threatening and yet secretly, inexplicably, guaran-damn-teed to fall ass-backwards into the lap of success.
Well played.
Thank you.
You do realize that just because we're men doesn't mean we can't talk about our feelings?
Yes, it does.
Oh, that's good then. Just keep it all balled up like a knot, just… well, it's too late now anyway. She's already gone... caveman.
Oprah
Do you want to speak to the last person who pushed my buttons?
No.
Good. Because you can't.
Where are we going?
Back to the office to settle this.
The CIA is there! Hello, they're gonna kill us!
Better than a life with you.
Ilsa, I need you to tell me everything about your relationship with your husband.
What you're asking me to do is going to be very difficult.
Come on, it's just me.
That's why it's going to be difficult.
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