A character in Human Target
Played by Mark Valley
Human Target · 56 quotes
Most-quoted character in Human Target: in 33 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Laverne Winston (12), Ilsa Pucci (5), Emma Barnes (4)
ChristopherSo what was the tab for all this?
All in? About $80 billion.
ChristopherHow much of this came out of my taxes?
About $62 billion.
Christopher ChanceEven I want to kill you for a little bit right now.
You are not what I thought you were. Not a Neanderthal. The thing you pulled with the Bluetooth back there, very impressive.
ChristopherI'm so happy you're impressed.
Are you out of your mind? You just compromised my cover and my entire project, and for what, to save your own butt?
ChristopherWell, I'm kind of attached to it.
What is the matter with you? The video of this entire thing was stored in there.
ChristopherI know...it's got my face in there too. We can't have that floating around. It's bad for business.
How am I going to get in touch with you? You can't just disappear!
ChristopherI'm going to have to owe you one.
This is your plan, to paint a bull's eye on my back and see who takes a shot at me.
ChanceAnd us, well hopefully more me than you.
A lot of people survive your plans, do they?
ChanceOh, you'd be surprised.
ChristopherThe shoots toast. Looks like we go to plan B.
What's plan B?
ChanceThe stairs.
The Stairs? You don't seem to get it alright. This place is like one giant mouse trap.
ChristopherOh an Aunt Linda.
Uh uh, calling in the cavalry is an Uncle Dan.
ChristopherNo, calling in the cavalry is an Aunt Linda; I don't even know who Uncle Dan is.
Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?
ChristopherWhat's his name?
Tony.
ChristopherHow do you know you're in love with him?
(smiles)
Be honest, how certain were you that would work?
ChristopherAbout 50/50.
I wasn't aware that fornicating in convenience store bathrooms was common practice.
ChristopherWelcome to New York.
ChristopherI told you not to look down.
I think I made it abundantly clear to you how I feel about heights.
ChristopherThis is barely twenty feet, it hardly qualifies as heights. Even if you did fall you probably would break something but you wouldn't die.
Christopher[hands Katherine a gun] Now, you don't have to take this. I'm just saying...
[Katherine takes the gun, pulls the slide to prime it, and adjusts the safety]
Christopher... apparently, you know what you're doing.
I'm single, and I live downtown.
Man, you see me here drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon; you really want to antagonize me about my name? What the hell's the matter with you, you got a death wish or something?
ChristopherNot that I'm aware of.
Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?
ChristopherYou can call me Connie.
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