How I Met Your Mother Season 5 quotes

Barney

[opens door] You guys bangin'?

Whaaaaaa!

Barney

Just for the record, having a baby? Huge mistake. Now show me what you've got.

Ted

[enters with balloons] Uncle Teddy's here. [Marshall and Lily scream] Quick question. How are you guys going to handle the whole Santa thing? I'm thinking just be honest. Aw, Hell. I'll dress up. [TV turns on, showing Robin. Marshall and Lily scream again]

Robin

This just in... is what Marshall Eriksen is about to say to his wife as he attempts to impregnate her. Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby Watch 2010. [Gang sees live footage of helicopter just outside the room's window]

Put yourself in my shoes. Can you imagine what it's like to have the phone ring and it's your dream job on the other end?

Robin

[teary-eyed] Yes... I can. Good luck in Chicago, Don. [leaves Don's apartment]