Daniel quotes from House

Daniel

Oh, yeah. God wants life to have meaning, life's meaningless without free will, with free will there's always suffering, so... God wants suffering. I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it. And even if I brought that, the hell is God doing? Y'know, just the big stuff? The Acts of God, the hurricanes, the earthquakes, the random killings of millions of innocent people? Yeah, we better damn pray.

House

God, I wish you weren't a pedophile.

House

Why do the Lord's work if the Lord has left the building?

Daniel

I've been with the Church my entire adult life. It's my only marketable skill.

House

I detect a stink of leftover faith.

Daniel

You wanna talk hypocrisy? What about you? You act like you don't care about anyone but here you are, saving lives...

House

Solving puzzles... Saving lives is just collateral damage.

Daniel

Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're not looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong. To give you hope. You wanna believe, don't you?

House

[pause] Yeah, I wanna walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.

Daniel

Einstein said, "Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous."

House

Woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."