Chris Taub quotes from House

Taub

I've known a lot of bullies. People who didn't like me because I'm short. People who didn't like me because I'm Jewish.

House

I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you.

Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely.

Taub

Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedys had a lovely trip to Dallas.

Chase

Fighting's the best part of hockey. Without it you'd have the ice capades.

Taub

Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game.

Chase

Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it, you've got... basketball.

Have you ever paid for sex?

Taub

Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex

Taub

How are you possibly in a good mood?

House

Did you never see Dead Poets Society? Carpe diem!