Come on, Colonel! If the High Command's so smart, what're they doin' on the Russian Front?
“How To Win Friends and Influence Nazis” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (2), Kinchloe (1)
[On the telephone, impersonating Burkhalter] Hello! Klink?! You idiot, what are you doing in town? I am here, at your office, waiting for you! Are you arguing with me, Klink?! Now, listen, I want you back here right away! I am counting! One! Two! Three! [Klink hangs up] I think he'll break some records getting back to camp.
Whose side are you on?
KSDr. Karl Svenson
I am not on either side. I am not a politician; I am a scientist. All I want is to end the war.
Good. And we wanna be the ones to end it. Doctor, I can get you out of Germany and over to the Allies in two days.
SDr. Svenson
No. As soon as I finish the formula-
You mean it isn't finished?
SDr. Svenson
Two or three more months' work.
That's good news. More time to swing you over to our side.
SDr. Svenson
I told you; I am not taking sides. You are wasting your time.
I don't mind wasting a little time, Doctor, if I can get you to see my point of view.
[Dr. Svenson laughs, but smiles at Hogan.]
SDr. Svenson
I am going downstairs for a drink. Will you join me?
I'd love to.
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