You set her up on purpose?
Can't believe you do something that mean.
[All the kids at the school playground leave Helga alone and have their lunch elsewhere]
Hey, she was ruining my life!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I think girls are stupid and I think dancing stupid too, and if I ever had to dance with a girl I bet I'd drop dead.
Stop it ma, I'm not charming and I'm not handsome — I'm a big dumb ugly kid.
[Harold and Patty are hanging out on the balcony, since Harold doesn't want to dance, and no one will dance with Patty]
Pretty good shot.
Thanks.
Your eyes are kinda puffy. You been crying?
No, what are you, crazy? I just got something in my eye.
Well, how come you're not dancing?
How come you're not dancing?
'Cause I don't like it.
Well, I don't like it either.
Dance is stupid, anyway.
No kidding.
I mean, what would be so bad if you didn't have to do with girls?
What's wrong with girls?
Nothing. I just don't like 'em, okay?
You're just saying that 'cause you're a boy.
So what if I'm a boy? What's wrong with boys?
Nothing. Except they're stupid.
I am not stupid! And if you say that again, I'm gonna pound you!
You and what army?
You know, you really bug me!
[Pause]
I know why you can't dance. You're scared.
[Sid and Stinky notice Harold and Patty at the ice cream parlor]
SSid
Hey, Stinky, come over here and tell me what I'm looking at.
Well, I'd say it looks like Harold. Only it can't be Harold. On the count he's single with a girl.
SSid
It is Harold. And it's not just a girl, it's Big Patty.
You reckon he snapped his cap?
SSid
He must've, Stinky. What other explanation could there be?
SSid
Hey, Harold.
Huh? What?
SSid
Am I whacked, or did Stinky and me see you with Big Patty at the ice cream parlor?
Yeah. I was there.
With Big Patty?
Her name's Patty! So what if I was?
SSid
I thought you didn't like girls anyway.
I don't. I mean, they're okay. What's the big deal anyways?
Well, it's no big deal if you got a crush on a girl, Harold. But who would've thought you'd get one on Big Patty?
SSid
Yeah, Big Patty!
[both laughing]
Cut it out. I do not have a crush on her. I don't even really like her. I was just doing her a favor by hanging out with her. I probably won't even see her again.
SSid
Okay, Harold. You don't have to get all mad about it.
[laughing]
Stop it or I'll pound ya!
Hey, Harold. You wanna have lunch with me and Sid?
I was kinda supposed to meet somebody.
SSid
Who?
It's not your girlfriend Big Patty, is it?
[both laughing]
SSSid and Stinky
[teasing] Harold and Patty!
Shut up! It's not Patty! Why would I be having lunch with her? And she's not my girlfriend.
Stop it! You guys don't know what you're talking about. Her name's not Big Patty, she's Patty. And she's not clumsy and she's not dumb. Not only that, she's smart and she's nice and funny. I must be crazy to listen to you guys, why do I care what you think? The only thing that matters is what I think. And what I think is I like Patty! And if anybody's got a problem with that, I'll beat you up so bad it won't even be funny!
I bet Rhonda thinks I'm a geek because I'm fat and loud and OBNOXIOUS!
And I'll bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl!
SSid
I bet she thinks I'm a geek because of my huge nose!
It's not that huge, Sid.
SSid
Thanks, Stinky, but you're just saying that because you've got the biggest honker in the whole city. No offence.
None taken.
[After hearing Phoebe's explanation of a geek] Bite the head off a chicken?!
But that's totally unfair! None of us bite off chicken heads... well, except for Curly.
Yeah! And that was just the one time!
[the kids are thinking of ideas for something to do]
I say we all go over and crash Rhonda's party and eat all her food!
KKids
YEAH!
Well, I say we get a carload of horse manure and leave it on her porch!
KKids
YEAH!
I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!
[Everyone stares at him]
[sarcastically] Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour. [Curly runs away cackling] Poor twisted little freak.
Hey, Arnold! Back from the cool party already?
Yeah. Basically it stunk. So I left.
Wanna go do something?
But I thought you had plans tonight?
Nah, I just made that up so you wouldn't feel bad about goin' to Rhonda's party. You wanna go throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at a dumpster?
Sure.
Geek party at Arnold's house!
Ahhhhaaa free all the animals Ahhhhhhaaaa!
[Rhonda, Nadine and Lila have just found the words "Arnold Loves Lila" written on the wall. Unknown to them, Helga has written it, originally writing "Arnold Loves Helga" then changing it when she heard them coming.]
NNadine
Do you think it's true?
Of course it's true, it's written on the wall: Arnold Loves Lila.
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