[the morning after Abner goes missing] Anyone for bacon?
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[describing Abner to the dog catcher] And his tail is so curly when you pull it out it goes 'spoing'!
[on the missing pig] Well, did you try going down to the dump and yelling 'sooey'?
PSPig Skins R Us crew
[yelling at Abner] Come back here you football.
Brilliant does pretty much describe me. He falls off chair.
[on Arnold's brilliant idea] Well, it's not working, and it's making me sick.
[overwhelmed at the end] It does kinda bring a tear to your eye.
That's just the onions.
[drops the watch] NOOOOO!
Hey, where you going?
To take a long, hard look at my life.
Well, while you’re there, would you pick up a quart of milk?
Helga, baby, put your feet up. I’ll tell it.
Because three months, two weeks and four days ago, Eugene borrowed my favorite pencil - the pencil I got last summer at Wankyland - and then, when he finally returned it, it had chew marks all over it! And he sharpened it down to the metal parts! I couldn't sleep! I couldn't eat! All I could think about was Eugene writing with my pencil, Eugene chewing on my eraser and Eugene sharpening, sharpening, SHARPENING! And then, when he finally gives it back to me, he says: 'Oh, here Curly.' Like it was NO BIG DEAL! Well, I couldn't just take that lying down. So I got this plan, see — the fire alarm, I pull it! And then I frame Eugene for the crime! All I had to do was plant the right clues the peanut butter the glasses and to top it all off, the pencil. Bingo, he would be branded for life! [laughs maniacally]
[Dementedly] I did It! I pulled the fire alarm! And I'd do it again, too! See? [Laughs dementedly as we hear the fire bell ringing and Curly pulling the levers down]
Stop that!
What did you think TSP stood for?
SSid
[With everyone looking at him] Uh... ten square pounds?
We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.
[Harold got hit by a baseball]
IIggy
Say something, Man.
Goodnight, Mommy.
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