Hey Arnold! quotes

Oskar. Oskar.

What?!

I was talking to the baby.

Uhh. Suzie, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.

I can't right now. I have to give the baby a bath.

What for? It's not going any place.

Oh, Oskar.

What? All I want is a sandwich.

As long as the baby's here, he's going to have to come first.

But, Suzie, what about me?

Oskar, please!

What? I have to practice.

You're not the only person in this house. All you ever think about is yourself.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, Suzie, it's crying again.

Well, then, pick him up and hold him for a minute.

I'm not gonna pick it up; it smells.

He probably needs a new diaper. Can you just-?

Oh, come on, Suzie. That's disgusting.

There is nothing disgusting about it; it's perfectly natural. And stop calling him "IT". He's not an "IT"; he's a "HE", and his name is Oskar.

That's another thing; it took my name. And now every time you say "OSKAR", I think you're talking to me, but it's always that little brat.

Get your own.

Oh, sure, it’s a good day for you! Tomorrow’s a grand day for you, because tomorrow is the day you get a job! Tomorrow is the day you pay the bills, tomorrow is the day you grow up and start acting responsible, but tomorrow never comes for you, does it, Oskar? Because it’s so conveniently a day away!

Right, it’s always a day away, just like that song the Little Orphan Girl sings.

And from PS. 118, meet Arnold and his family. Phil, Pookie, Ernie, and and Mr. Heeee-yun!

Mr. Hyunh

It's H-WIN!

Ernie

One more comment, Hyunh, and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich, plenty with mustard!

Grandpa

I'll give you both a knuckle sandwich!

That's odd, I don't remember packing any sandwiches.

Ernie

Oh, good one, Hyunh!

Mr. Hyunh

You push me!

Ernie

Yeah! Well, Gramps stepped on my toe!

Grandpa

I did not! This is stepping on your toe! [steps on Ernie's foot]

Mr. Hyunh

Bluto, Bluto!

Ernie

Not Bluto, Pluto, you moron!

Huhhh... Huhh... Hi.

And the winner is Arnold... there seems to be a smudge over the last name.

That must be you, Arnold, on the count that you're the only kid named Arnold in this whole danged school.

What are you guys doing?

Helga

Doing? What does it look like we're doing, Hair Boy? We're taking a walk.

Taking a walk on my fire escape?

Helga

That's right, Football Head. On your fire escape. It's a free country, we can walk wherever we feel like. Right, Phoebe?

Phoebe

Uh, right!

Helga

Let's go.

Whatever you say, Helga.

Helga

This whole thing, it never happened.

Phoebe

Forgetting!

[telling his scary story] This here yarn of a horror is about the ever-frighting: Monkeycat. In the dingy laboratory of the despicable Dr. Mischief, there lived an old furry cat. One day, the cat snuck into the cage of a frisky monkey and got himself caught. Dr Mischief watched as the monkey and the cat began to fight, they became entangled together and that's when the evil doctor got his big idea. He cut off the monkey's head and sewed on the cat's body and invented...Monkey-cat!

Gerald

Monkey-cat?

Monkey-cat!

Gerald

What's so scary about that?

It's a banana eating milk drinking horror monster, Monkey-cat!

Harold

[throws his pillow at Stinky's face] That's not scary, that's stupid.

Happy Friday the 13th!

Gerald

[sees black cats] That's not exactly the sign I was looking for.

They're probably Grandma's cats. She's…uh…collecting them…

Gerald

Collecting them?

Don't ask.

Helga

I'm late for school and no one made my lunch.

Miriam

Oh, yeah, I did, honey, I put it out for you... it's... it's around here somewhere... [opens oven door] ...Oh, here it is!

Helga

Moist towelettes, an individual packet of crackers and... a can of shaving cream?

Miriam

How did that get in there? Uh-oh, uh-oh, that must mean the cheese fizz is in B's medicine cabinet.

Big Bob

[exclaims] How am I supposed to run a beeper empire with my face smelling like hickory smoked cheddar, Miriam?!