Romano quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

No, I did not! A squirrel snuck into my bed and pee-peed all over it, you jerk-face!

Don't listen to that bastard, what we need is a pill that will keep squirrels from sneaking into my bed and pee-peeing all over!

Spain, you jerk, dammit I am starting to get hungry.

So tell-a me, doesn't all of this work make a jerk-bastard like you crazy?

I think in consideration of all this work you like to do, I'll allow you to be my exclusive servant when I grow up.

Tomato-mato-mato. Today I work, si? First time for everything! I am ama zing and I am going to show jerk Spain how amazing I am by being totally amazing!

Uwwaaa, waa. German soldiers are-a here!

Don't worry Spain! I will hold-a them back! Now hurry up and run away already! Uwaa!!!

Gyahhh!!!

Jerk...

Nope. No talking to me when you look stupid.

If it will get you to shut the hell up, okay.

Whaaaa?! What the crapola happened here?! And where is my stupid brother anyway?!

Eeeeek