France quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France

No human alive wants to see Santa Claus drunk off his ass and in the nude!

France

Non! You're always stealing and pillaging too! If you're not naked and drunk, then you're being dickish and eerie and pervy and creepy and nasty and cruel and weird as hell!!

Don't make me laugh! Hurry and hit me with your best shot!

It's nice to see you still suck at slinging insults!

France

Some things never change, Sherlock!

France

Chu!

France

Everyone knows I’ve got the biggest-

France

Shut up, black sheep of Europe! Eh!

France

I will refuse to accept being as ugly as the rest of you.

France

Oui, je déteste.

France

Why haven’t you been speaking English this whole time?!?!?

France

Ah! I think it’s their mothership!

France

Pardon moi?! Stop stealing my lines, fool!

France

Oh mon Dieu… they’re going to turn us into one of them!!

France

It’s ruined! The Eiffel Tower is atrocious!