Germany quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Germany

I guess Italy can’t handle being a spy…

Germany

Listen up! First, you must grip the grenade firmly! Then pull the pin out of it, und throw it with an overhand motion! Nn-yah! Throw it far enough to stay safe, but close enough to watch the other guy explode! Does that make sense to you?

Germany

Ah… careful! It’s active now! Nn… Scheiße...!! HWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! What are you doing you carb-loading idiot?!?! Throw it already or you’re going to blow yourself into oblivion!!! Holy Mary Mutter Gottes!!!!

Germany

Ok, I’m going to invade Russia. Take care of things while I’m off killing.

Germany

Now I see…

Germany

If we could have free beer like this forever, then I guess this predicament isn’t too bad after all!

Germany

That thing?

Germany

Persistent bastards!

Germany

Agreed…

Germany

Recycling, hey? A good use of natural resources.

Germany

It’s just… do you have any plans for Christmas Eve…?

Germany

Who the hell do you think you are?!

Germany

Get out! Imposter! What are you up to!? I know the Roman Empire, and you sir, are no Roman Empire!

Germany

With that kind of attitude my only option is to shoot you in the head!

Germany

Wait a minute! How the holy Führer did he get into my bed?!