Germany quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Germany

Welcome back, again.

Germany

Ugh. *High blood pressure*

Germany

Damn, I should have know it was a trap.

Germany

Before I tell you, there is something I want to say. It goes a little something like this, LUTSCHEN MEIN BALLS!

Germany

Do your worse, compared to my everyday life your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito.

Germany

Breathing heavily ... I hate you and your ass face.

Germany

Rgh… Uh…… ok, fine…

Germany

Count off!

Germany

And I’m drei. Now, for the secret training! First scenario! What would you two do if you came across Britain, and were unarmed! Well? Spit it out, ja? What would you do!

Germany

Dummkopf! If you do that, you will lose! Japan! Correct answer!

Germany

Sehr gut! Let us continue! Britain wants you to acknowledge his bastard child as your own! What do you do?

Germany

What do you do… if England is slowly closing in on you, while wiggling his ass and wearing a costume from rio's carnival?

Germany

It’s time to start our training! We will begin with the proper way to treat your subordinates.

Germany

Sehr gut. First, remember that other people are humans! You have to treat them with both kindness and respect!

Germany

But sometimes with discipline!