[Gordon notices Michael reading the menu as both teams are about to start dinner service]
(to Michael) What are you reading through there? What are you—
I'm just going through it in my mind, chef.
This, [rips up menu] you don't need.
You do not need that. Look at yourself in the mirror, and scream risotto ingredients.
Rice, you fucking pillock.
[Brendan and Nick look up and shake their heads]
(interview) Michael's kind of just a hot mess.
If he doesn't know what's in a fucking risotto, we're screwed!
(interview) Hey, Mike, I like you. It's nothing personal, but everyone knows you're the weakest chef here.
[Michael brings an unordered beet salad to the pass]
What's the beet salad for? It's not even on order.
(interview) What?! [chuckles] Michael, what? What are you doing?
(to Michael) It's like you're cooking for imaginary friends! It's not on order!
Michael Dussault: Yes, chef!
Is it just to look busy?!
No, chef. I–I heard, chef. I made a mistake.
You heard it? You got little voices in your head?
Let me put one more in there. [whispers in Michael's ear] WAKE UP!
How are you on risotto, Milly?
I'm two minutes out on this risotto!
CCameron
Holy shit! I don't know what's going on.
(interview) Cameron is confused already.
Scallops! Where are they?! [turns over the scallops Cameron brought to the pass] Oh my God. [to the blue team] Hey, all of you! All of you! Come here! Come here, come here! First table of the night, I've got raw fucking scallops!
They're not seared on both sides.
CCameron
[raises his hand] I did.
CCameron
No, chef. Definitely not.
(interview) Cameron wasn't even flipping the fucking scallops over! I couldn't believe it at all!
(to Sous Chef James) First table, James! Let's start it again!
CCameron
Great. (interview) I just looked like a fucking idiot there, man. I dropped the ball.
(to Cameron) Watch. You're frying them in fucking too much hot oil, yes.
Thirty seconds each side!
CCameron
(interview) Chef Ramsay, when he's in the kitchen, he's very, very intimidating.
Shake the pan, gently! And then out! Clean pan, let's go!
CCameron
(interview) It kinda throws you off.
CCameron
Yes. Thank you for the—Yes, chef!
CCameron
First ticket, give me...fif—twenty seconds, please. Twenty seconds!
(interview) I don't know what the fuck is going on with Cameron.
CCameron
(to Brendan) Help me!
(interview) He was going crazy! Like, literally scared of the food or something!
You guys, keep calm, okay? (interview) I'm cringing right now thinking, "These have to be perfect." They have to be perfect!
[Gordon flips over the scallops and sees that only one of them is cooked both sides]
They're fucking rubber! (to the blue team) HEY! HEY, STOP! ALL OF YOU!! All of you, fuck off! Come here!!
(interview) This is–this is not good. He's gonna kick us all out!
[Gordon takes the blue team inside the pantry]
What the fuck is going on?
(interview) He can't cook a scallop! One side, gorgeous! The other side, nothing!
They're fuck–just touch that!
CCameron
I see it. It's my fault. I'm sorry.
(interview) Fuckin' ridiculous!
Have a fucking meeting here, one minute on your own, and GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
JJosh
(interview) Chef Ramsay, just seeing him angry, it's horrific! It's the scariest thing I've ever seen! [laughs] It's terrible! (to Cameron) Hey, brand new! Brand new! Brand new, right now! LET'S GO! [tries opening the door] There's no handle.
There's no handle on that door, so they can't get out. [Sous chef James laughs along with Gordon]
[Brendan and Cameron have returned to the blue kitchen to fire a late appetizer]
Yes, chef. (interview) I need to fight back, you know? I want to show Chef Ramsay that I'm sorry that I gave him shit!
[Michael and Josh point at Cameron and Brendan cooking with a pan with nothing in it]
Hey, hey, hey! Stop! STOP!! (to Michael) What did I ask you to do?
The scallops aren't even in the pan, right? And look. I got the dressed salad!
(interview) Michael, we are going down in flames right now because of you!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO! I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING GO!!
Let's go, boys! We have to come back! Come on!
(to Milly) Fuck it, I got it.
I got it! (to Gordon) Scallops at the window.
[flips over scallops and sees them raw underneath] Ah, fucking hell. (to blue team) Hey, hey. STOP! [points at Brendan, Cameron, and Michael] You, you, you, come here.
The rest of you, continue cooking.
(to Michael; while handing him the scallop tray) Take that.
...and fuck off out of here.
...and Milly, take over the fish!
Four minutes, two pork; four and a half minutes, two wellington!
Got it, let's go! We gotta finish this!! (interview) Chef Ramsay's pissed. We have to turn it back around! I'm not losing. I do not want to lose.
(to Nick) What's going, Nick?! Nick, what's going?!
Uh... two salmon, two halibut! Two pork, two wellington!
[shakes his head] Two pork, two salmon followed by two salmon, two wellington!
There's no halibut going! [to Josh] What's going, Josh?
Two salmon and...two lamb?
Enough's enough! I have never seen a team so fragmented in all my fucking life! You, you, you, you, you, and you fuck off!
James, you and I will finish them. (o blue team) GET OUT!
Come on, man! (interview) I feel disrespected, I don't understand it! I ain't never been kicked out of a kitchen in my life!
