[Gordon notices Michael reading the menu as both teams are about to start dinner service]
(to Michael) What are you reading through there? What are you—
I'm just going through it in my mind, chef.
This, [rips up menu] you don't need.
Yes, chef.
You do not need that. Look at yourself in the mirror, and scream risotto ingredients.
Risotto ing-!
Number one, what is it?
Oil, chef.
Rice, you fucking pillock.
[Brendan and Nick look up and shake their heads]
(interview) Michael's kind of just a hot mess.
If he doesn't know what's in a fucking risotto, we're screwed!
(interview) Hey, Mike, I like you. It's nothing personal, but everyone knows you're the weakest chef here.
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