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Hell's Kitchen · Season 5, Episode 8

“Episode Eight” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Eight” · Season 5, Episode 8

In this episode: Gordon (7), Robert (3), Lacey (3), Ben (2), La Tasha (2), Narrator (1), Giovanni (1), Carol (1)

[Lacey's meat pan catches fire; Gordon approaches her station]

Leave it! Fucking hell, what is that?

Wha-I...

What is that, I said! Look at it! It's on fire!

Is this your well-done?

(tearfully) I don't know.

(interview) She was lost. [in mockery of Lacey] "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, HUHU!!"

What's the matter with you?

I CAN'T COOK MEAT, CHEF!

What do you mean you can't cook meat?

Obviously I'm way too confused...

Hey madam, madam! Get out! GET OUT!

(interview) Can't handle the heat, get out the kit-CHEN!

[follows Lacey to the pantry] "I can't cook meat?"

I–I'm sorry. I just got really confused.

If you got confused, why didn't you say something?

I did and then Robert put the chicken and the chicken went on fire and...!

Why can't you just make the effort?

I'm trying to make an effort.

Do you want to come back in there and make an effort?

Yes, chef.

Well, wake up and get a grip! Come on! [leads Lacey out of the pantry]

It's over an hour into dinner service, and while Ben and Lacey struggle to get out entrées...

I need you right now.

You need to put me on something easier than fucking wellingtons.

Robert has managed to handle the appetizers on his own.

C'mon, guys! Let's fucking do it!

Let's go, move! We got this!

[Robert bends over and a ripping sound is heard. As Ben and Lacey look on in shock, we see that Robert has split open the seat of his trousers. He carries on, unconcerned.]

Come on guys, keep pushing! (interview) All I heard was "RRRRRIIIP!"

(to Gordon) Robert's ass is hanging out all over the place.

(interview) "Ooh, I feel a little breeze on the back of my ass!" I'll cook in my boxer shorts, I don't give a shit.

Damn!

[Gordon checks on meat brought up by Lacey; finds that the lamb was badly carved]

Oh, my God!

Hmm... Fuck me!

Come here, all of you! What is that? Fucking bone's thicker than the meat! WHAT IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW, CHEF!

[throws the lamb in the bin] It's not GOOD ENOUGH! GET OUT! YOU'RE not good enough! PISS OFF! [follows Lacey into the pantry] Madam, look at me. Let's be honest, you're done. You can't waste my time any longer!

I agree.

Give me your jacket, and leave Hell's Kitchen. And go in there, and say goodbye. Properly, say it properly! Let's go.

[to the blue team] Thank you for everything!

[Danny quickly waves to Lacey and then resumes cooking; Ben and Robert ignore her altogether]

(interview) There's a small violin, just for Lacey. [blows a raspberry] She sucks. Adios, biatch.

Piss off! Let's go! Step up a gear.

(interview) On one hand, it's a relief. I can get back to my normal life. [packing her suitcase] Now I can get some sleep at night. (interview) But you know, another part of me wishes to stay and learn more and have that chance to win but unfortunately I fucked up tonight and I can only look back on the positive things which there weren't many for me. You know, my mom told me when I came here, "Don't make enemies." and that's the first thing I did and kept doing the whole time I was here. Sorry mom, I should've listened.

Where's the lamb, please? [Checks on the mashed potato in the pot and gives it back to L.A.] Stone-Cold. Come on! It's not good enough! Bland, cold, horrible mashed potato!

(interview) Chef was on, L.A. 'cuz she was a little late, I don't know what happened. All I know is she didn't have a good day today.

Wake up!

Yes, chef.

Where's the chicken?

It's coming right now!

Yeah, so is Christmas, madam. Where's the chicken?

Where did it go? Somebody grabbed it!

WHAT?! I'll fucking squeeze out of you! WHERE'S THE CHICKEN?!

The person leaving Hell's Kitchen... is... Carol... Andrea... back in line. L.A., take your jacket off, please? And leave Hell's Kitchen. [L.A. gives chef her jacket and shakes hands with her] Thank you.

(departing interview) I definitely think Chef Ramsay made the wrong decision. Anything I did in there: I did the best of my ability. I'm big on not showing an emotions in a kitchen. Emotions are weakness. And I will never be weak. Never.

L.A. was a workhorse in the kitchen. I kicked her out of Hell's Kitchen, because she lacks two crucial skills to be a great chef- leadership and creativity.

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