Andrew Bonito quotes from Hell's Kitchen

I'm Gordon Ramsay. Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. [on Andrew's dish] Whose is this?

Andrew, Chef Ramsay.

Andrew, step forward. And what is it?

It's called Andrew's Absolute Penne.

Andrew's Absolute Penne.

Correct.

[takes a taste of the dish and spits it out] That... is absolute dog shit. Have a little taste.

[tastes the dish] Could use some salt.

You think you're smart, yeah?

I have my moments.

And how long have you been cooking?

About ten years.

What a waste of ten years. Get back in fucking line.

How does this look, Chef Ramsay?

What do you mean, "How does this look?" Hey, Andrew, get out the habit. Come here, you. I'm not going to run to you, I'm trying to run the hotplate here so would you be so kind to come and talk to me. Is that clear?

[interview] I firmly believe that Chef Ramsay just doesn't like me.

Is this acceptable chef?

Yeah, listen to me - did you hear my fucking question?!

Yes.

Answer it! Okay?

Yes.

Good! Now what are you saying?

I'm asking you if this looks acceptable.

Right, get on the hotplate.

[interview] You - you want to pick on me? Pick on me! I don't give a shit.

And you think every time you want to ask me a question, fat fuck, that I'm going to go down there and run to you while I'm trying to run a kitchen. You fucking come to me. Is that clear?

Yes, chef.

Good! Now what was the question?

Is this acceptable to you?

I'll let you know. Now fuck off. [interview] Andrew, he likes to learn the hard way. Kitchens are run on emotions. I may get upset, but the most important thing is, it's not personal.

Feels like chicken, tastes like chicken...

So, what is it?

Chicken.

What are you doing? Get that fucking tape off of there. Now get the fuck back in there! You think I'm fucking stupid?! I'm not stupid like you. Come here. You fucking guys fuck it up and you get a punishment, you don't fucking break it so it works for you. You blew it, pay the consequences! Got it?

Yes, chef.

Why don't you try being as serious as these people are on your team instead of being a jerk? [takes the chickens back into the storeroom]

Chef, I'm going to break those down right now.

No you're not, because Andrew just ruined it for you because he was taping the door. When you need them you gotta come in here and get one.

You know, from the first day I met you, Andrew, you're not the kind of big-headed, arrogant little twat who likes to be steamrollered. Now you're telling me that Ralph manipulated your dish into becoming a poached halibut?

Chef, it's like I said...

Andrew, give me your jacket.