“Episode Six” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Andrew, can you hear me, you jumped-up little politician, can you hear me? [contestants chuckle] Oh good, that's working. Jimmy, what's it like to be slim? He definitely can't hear me.

Jimmy, don't eat my fingers.

Feels like chicken, tastes like chicken...

So, what is it?

Chicken.

It tasted like a meat tortellini with a bit of sweated onions in the background.

Jesus Christ! [Gordon doubles over, contestants chuckle] That was chicken, you twat!

Uh, okay

Tortellini, where in the fuck does he get tortellini from?

It's something awful man, something from a cow that I shouldn't be eating. It tastes like a brain or something like that. I don't know. (Gordon laughs)

What are you doing? Get that fucking tape off of there. Now get the fuck back in there! You think I'm fucking stupid?! I'm not stupid like you. Come here. You fucking guys fuck it up and you get a punishment, you don't fucking break it so it works for you. You blew it, pay the consequences! Got it?

Yes, chef.

Why don't you try being as serious as these people are on your team instead of being a jerk? [takes the chickens back into the storeroom]

Chef, I'm going to break those down right now.

No you're not, because Andrew just ruined it for you because he was taping the door. When you need them you gotta come in here and get one.

You know, from the first day I met you, Andrew, you're not the kind of big-headed, arrogant little twat who likes to be steamrollered. Now you're telling me that Ralph manipulated your dish into becoming a poached halibut?

Chef, it's like I said...

Andrew, give me your jacket.