Carrie quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(to Red Team) Table 31, look at me! The appetizers now, U.S. Coast Guard, yeah? Show them some respect.

Yes, chef.

Let's go.

Jennifer, a minute out?

Yeah, one minute out. We're walking in thirty seconds.

Good. Wow, drive it, Jamie.

Yes, chef! (interview) We have really solid cooks on our team.

(to Carrie) How long on the pizza, Carrie?

How long does it take? About two minutes?

(interview) I mean, with the exception of Carrie.

(to Carrie) What is it with you and pizza?!

I know, chef. I can do this, chef.

There's a pizza on the next table...

Yes, chef.

...and it's not even rolled out.

Rolling it right now, chef.

(interview) Carrie is just so, like, frazzled in her head that she's not even thinking straight, and can't see in front of her.

(to Carrie) Look at me. That's already fucked. [holds up thin pizza dough] When you roll it looking like a pair of fucking knickers... [Elise shakes her head]

I'll start a new one, chef.

Jesus Christ. [throws dough on workstation]

Now, look at this. [returns to the workstation] All of you, come here. Yeah, that's you (Carrie).

What? [sees her sea bass] Oh, God. I didn't even see that. Oh, shit.

(to Carrie) Hey, come here. You didn't see that?

(interview) Burning stuff to crisp and trying to pass it off like you didn't see it? That's some kind of joke.

Get out!

I didn't even see that. I have another one in the oven. Don't kick me out, chef. Please. I'm not ready to quit, chef--

Yeah, look at- get out!

No!

Get out.

No, I have another one in the oven!

Get out of here.

[tries to return] Goddammi-- I have another one--

Get out!

Fuck! [tries to return again] Chef, please, no! I have another one in the oven! I can do this!

[knocks his hand on the workstation] Fucking move! You thick fucking idiot! [calls Carrie and gives her the burnt sea bass] Hey madam! Madam! Take your shit with you. Yeah. Enjoy your romantic dinner on your fucking own!

What the fuck? [returns to the workstation] All of you, just stop! Come here.

Uh-oh.

[sees Carrie still doing her garnishes] Oh, my God. Look, she's so fucking rude.

I'm not rude chef.

Put your fucking pan down. [gets a spoonful] That's burnt! [angrily slams the pan upside down]

I got more potatoes coming right now chef.

Come on, Carrie!

(interview) Garnish was slow as hell today. That was not coming off.

[throws the spoonful on the workstation] SHIT!!

I got more potatoes coming right now.

It's like a fucking bullet!

Elise, you have a bright career in this industry... as a customer! Your biggest problem is you can't work with a team.

That's not true, I have been trying to work with my team since I got here.

How many people on The Red Team think Elise is a unique dynamic team player then?

I think she's an individual, I'll say

More concerned about her in her little world?

[over Gordon speaking] Was I an individual when I went up and read the tickets for everybody? [Carrie sighs in disbelief] Was I an individual then? [bangs the work surface] When no one else would step up and I did? Was I an individual then?

One time Elise?

Shut up for, SHUT UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!! THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO FUCKING SAY!

Oh I take constructive criticism!

SHUT UP!, my fucking turn! [Will shakes his head] That's your problem, no one fucking listens! [Paul gives off a shocked look]