Kono Kalakaua quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Kono Kalakaua

Chin, I'm really not up for a lecture right now.

Chin Ho Kelly

Good, because I'm not here to give you one. I'm here to apologize. Everything you're going through right now I've been through myself. Getting kicked off the force, dealing with disappointment, the frustration, the anger. I remember what that felt like. And I also remember that the only person who stood by me through all of it was you. You're not alone in this, Kono. When you want to talk, I'll be here. [Kono embraces him]

Kono

[sees Malia but obviously not in the mood to talk] It's not a good time for me, Malia.

That's what I hear.

Kono

What's that supposed to mean?

Can I come in? [both women enter house] Kono, I know things have been weird between us since Chin and I broke up, and I'm I'm sorry about that, but this is important. Chin is worried about you.

Kono

Wait. So, what, are are you and Chin back together?

Well, um, uh I don't know. Maybe.

Kono

Wow. How'd you manage that?

Do you remember when you were in high school and Chin and I used to drive you all around the Island to those surf competitions? The NSSA's. Chin was so proud of you. I mean, that's how I knew he was serious about me- because he wanted to share how proud he was of you. I don't expect you to understand, Kono, but Chin and me- we have something special.

Kono

Yeah. Where was that something special when he lost his badge?

[irked at what she said] Kono. Right now?

Kono

Okay. Look, as much as I would love to continue this conversation, I can't. I got to run.

Kono...

Kono

[opens door to see her off] And the next time you're looking to score points with Chin, leave me out of it.

Kono

If he gets to her first, she's dead. I have to go back.

No! You're already in too deep and it's too dangerous!

Kono

It's the only way to get to Trisha. Look, I don't like what he did, but I understand why Fryer targeted me.

You don't understand! Do you know who Frank Delano's partner was when he was on the job? Do you know?! It was Fryer!! Delano almost took Fryer down with him when he lost his badge. Don't you get it? Fryer's using you! He's using you to get revenge.

Steve

[overhearing Chin] That's true? Delano was your partner? You're going after your ex-partner?

My history with Delano has nothing to do with this.

Steve

This isn't about going after bad guys, okay? It's about you getting even, right? Huh? You put Kono's life in danger to settle a personal score. Not just Kono's life, the life of an innocent civilian who's still out there.

And that's exactly why Kono has to go back in. Without her, we've got nothing on Delano and no way to find Trisha Joyner.

Steve

There's gotta be another way.

Chin Ho

We're going up in that?

Lori

Is anyone else terrified?

Kono

It can't be that bad. [opens door and sees chickens in the passenger compartment] Ok, now I'm terrified.

Three days ago, the Five-O task force seized $80 million worth of cocaine being smuggled into Honolulu Harbor on a Colombian fishing vessel.

Steve

I see you broke out the formal wear, too, huh?

Danny

Dog and pony show– perfect occasion to wear a tie.

Kono

I always liked the tie.

Five-O’s courageous actions have made our state a safer place. Five-O acted in cooperation with Customs, DEA and HPD to orchestrate an efficient and coordinated takedown of what appears to be a major player in the global drug trade. We appreciate the help from our law enforcement counterparts and will continue to rely on them as this investigation moves forward. We feel we sent a strong message to the South American cartels. The state of Hawaii will not be used as a way station for illegal narcotic trafficking.

I figured out how that sex tape was made, and how your anonymous blackmailer accessed it. Summers' computer was infected with spyware that remotely activated its webcam.

Kono Kalakaua

As simple as that?

Pretty much. The spyware was a Trojan Horse attached to a file containing the Ala Moana Academy's "Lookbook." It's kind of like a digital yearbook.

Kono

Okay, so Summers downloaded the Lookbook, and then...

And then he and Karen must've had sex in view of the laptop's camera. And neither one of them knew they were being watched, or recorded.

Kono

That's really creepy.

Moral of the story: Resist the urge to have sex in front of an open laptop.

Kono

[feels awkward at what he said] Sometimes you scare me.

Kono

[confused] Is that good or bad?

Max

Perplexing.

McGarrett

[sees the grenade-shaped cake Kono is carrying] That's an awesome cake.

Danny

We were gonna jump out and yell surprise, but then we figured what's the use?

McGarrett

[deadpan] Well, you should never surprise a man who is armed and who has extensive close-quarter battle training, anyway.

Ah, that's good to keep in mind.

Kono

I will also remember that.

McGarrett

Wow.

Kono

[hands McGarrett a slice] Here you go, birthday boy.

Danny

Happy birthday, buddy.

McGarrett

Thank you. Guys, listen, I think we should just face the fact, that I'm not that easy to surprise, you know? [he takes a bite and then starts to gag in the middle of chewing]

Danny

Surprise! [everyone laughs]

Kono

Better than butter cream, right?

Chin Ho Kelly

Who was that?

Kono Kalakaua

Uh, nothing. I have someone I can just talk to later.

That somebody have a name?

Kono

What, I can't have a private life?

[giddly] Ooh. Is it a boy? Is he cute?

Kono

Okay, leave me alone.

I knew something was up. You got that glow.

Kono

Okay, I do not glow.

Uh-huh. Give it up. What's his name?

Kono

You'll find out when the time is right.

All right, be like that, but just remember who's going to walk you down the aisle.

Kono

Okay, that's going to be a very, very long ways away.

Not at this rate.

Danny

There's a father-daughter dance tonight.

Steve

Oh but you can't dance.

Danny

Sure, I can dance. I just choose not to.

That's a smart move.

Danny

Excuse me?

You forget I saw you dance at my wedding, brah.

Kono

Yeah, the overbite shuffle. I remember. [Chin and Steve chuckle]

Danny

Is everybody done with their cute critiques?

Kono

So what killed him, the fire or the car?

Max

My preliminary examinations indicate that the immediate cause of death was blunt-force trauma due to impact with the car. However, if the victim was not set ablaze and hit by the car, he would have died as a result of the gunshot wound he sustained to his chest.

Kono

Okay, so he was shot, burned and hit by a car? Wow. This guy's having a great day.

We got metal detectors out in the field and picked up a nine-millimeter shell casing.

Max

But that's not all.

Kono

Please don't tell me he was poisoned or stabbed.

Max

As far as I can tell, he was not. However, I did detect traces of accelerant on his body - gasoline.

Kono

: Okay, so he was shot, doused with gasoline and then left in a sugar cane field that was about to be burned.

Kono

People have a way of surprising sometimes.

Sang Min

How can a girl who's so spicy also be so sweet, huh?

Kono

Don't make me change my mind.

Catherine

So, what'd you want to talk to me about?

Kono

I need a favor.

Catherine

All right, Steve's usually the one asking for those. He sending you to do his dirty work?

Kono

No. This one's for me.

Jerry

Ah, there he is. [everyone laughs at Chin's pic]

Danny Williams

What a goofball. What-what is that? You got the fencing team, you're in the band, and look at this.

Catherine Rollins

Uh, mathletes? Junior mathletes? It's amazing.

Chin Ho

I had a wide variety of interests, okay? And don't forget QB1 and captain of the football team.

Kono

All right. What about you, Jerry?

Jerry

Mm, there I am.

Catherine

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Kono

Whoo! "Most likely to be abducted by aliens".

Catherine

It's not too late. You all right?

Jerry

[reads dedication] "Don't ever stop asking questions. The world needs more people like you." Laura wrote that.

Kono

You're joking.

Lou

Hey, don't look at me-- this is McGarrett's idea.

Kono

[clears throat] Huh...I'm not wearing this.

Steve

These girls are surfers; we know where they hang out. The only way we're gonna find them is if they don't see us coming. What's the problem?

Kono

Okay, then it falls on me?

Lou

Well, you're the surfer, ain't ya?

Steve

Yeah. Plus, you're the only one who can walk down on that beach without broadcasting "cop". Hey, listen, we need eyes out there, okay? Somebody on that beach must know who these girls are, plus, the alternative is Grover in a Speedo.

Lou

Hey. Couple of years ago, I could've pulled it off, but...[looks down at his belly] Well, you know.

Kono

[sighs] Fine. But I pick the suit.