[Lou laments on the cold shoulders he got from his visit to Chicago PD]
Well, look on a positive note, the trip was not a total bust. I did manage to score myself six deep-dish pies from Malnati's. Renee and the kids are about to welcome me home a hero.
Steve[looks at Lou] I'm sorry, did you say that you just flew ten hours straight with a bunch of pizzas in your suitcase? Is that what you said?
[grins] You're damn right.
Steve
[speechless] Mm.
And today is your lucky day, because as a result of this unexpected, pleasant little pick-me-up at the airport, I'm gonna cut you in on a slice.
Steve
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm kind of a thin-crust guy myself, but thank you all the same.
BBBarry Burns
[relieved after being rescued by Steve and Danny] Oh, thank God. Thought I was gonna die in there.
Steve
Like, a couple more hours, you probably would have.
BBarry
[glances at his ankle monitor] This thing saved my life.
BBarry
'Cause that-that maniac was gonna shoot me in the head, and I said, "Hey "the cops are gonna be alerted right away if this monitor stops registering a pulse."
Steve
You know, it doesn't actually work like that, you know that, right? [Danny is laughing at the side]
BBarry
It doesn't? Good thing I didn't know that.
Oh, Jerry, by the way, I've been meaning to ask you. You're not one of those nuts that thinks Elvis is still alive, are you?
Of course not. No sane person believes he is. Elvis died years ago. Almost as long as Paul McCartney.
What? He's one of the two Beatles who actually is still alive.
Nope. Died in a car crash in '67. Replaced with a look-alike.
One very talented look-alike.
Steve
Come on, Jer, everybody knows that's an urban legend.
Steve
What "what"?
Have you listened to "Strawberry Fields"? The evidence is all there. John confessed.
[deadpan] Oh sure. And I suppose Ringo shot Kennedy.
I'll have a strawberry daiquiri.
Steve
Did you say strawberry daiquiri?
I'm comfortable with my manhood, brother.
Steve
[chuckles] Oh, yes, you are. And deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. Man, you like the finer things in life.
Steve
[glances at a glum-looking Danny] You do something wrong? What'd you do wrong?
I don't know. I've been thinking about it. I'm wracking my brain. I can't figure it out. But Rachel's definitely upset about something.
Steve
You think it's Amber-related?
Steve
Oh, that's official now?
Well, yes, it is her name, so I think it's official.
[Danny and Steve discuss the situation with Rachel and Charlie]
Do you know how many times that I've dropped Grace off? You know how many times I've picked her up, and that kid's been sitting in the room? Rachel, too, sitting there?
Steve
Danny, no matter how misguided this was..
(angry) Please, don't. Do not say anything that sticks up for this woman, okay? What she did is unforgivable, and that is the bottom line. And because of what she did, I missed out three years of this kid's life. Huh? What about that?
Steve
(bringing Danny back from his anger) So what happens now?
Now. Now, I.. I take care of the kid. (frustrated) But Rachel - I don't know what I'm gonna do. No way I get past this.
Steve
You're right, man.
I know I'm right. Thank you.
Steve
Do me a favor, listen to me for a second, all right? These feelings that you're having, this anger.. you got to put it aside, that's all I'm saying. (Danny turns his head to listen) How many decisions are you guys gonna have to make, from here on in? And you and Rachel, you got to make the decisions together. Danny, it's not gonna do Charlie any good having his parents fighting. That's all I'm trying to say.
I know that. You're right.
Steve
All right?
Steve
Sir, please. I understand wanting vengeance. I swear to you, I do- but killing Pelham, it'll feel good for a moment, but that's it. Now, we got enough evidence to put this bastard away. I want him in a prison cell, sir, not you.
LMr. Leddy
What makes you think I'm going to prison? When you get here, you're gonna find two bodies.
Steve
Think about Jenny. Would she really want this? You're not a killer.
Good morning. I have a tuxedo fitting, so I'll be making this quick.
Oh, what are you doing? You doing powder blue, or, uh, crushed velvet?
While both are valid choices, I will be attending Kono's wedding in a more traditional palette.
Unlike you, Detective Williams, I have no insecurities when it comes to bold colors.
Steve
He's right-- you hate color.
I hate color? I don't hate color. I like color very much.
[Steve and Danny are discussing the case when Catherine walks in wearing her dress]
Steve
[looks Catherine up and down] Wow.
Yeah, no, I think, I think what, uh, my ape-like friend meant to say is that you look, uh, fantastic, right?
Steve
[grins] Wow.
He said it again. All right. Well, I'm gonna let you two talk. And maybe he'll come up with more than one syllable.
[Steve and Danny are interrogating Josh Bennett to find out where the warhead is]
BBennett
You remember where you were when 9/11 happened? Remember what followed? Cause and effect, Commander. We had a chance to neutralize the threat, but we took our boot from off of their throats and now we don't feel safe anywhere. Airplanes, movie theaters, shopping malls... How are we supposed to raise our children in a country when they're constantly looking over their shoulder?
Steve
So what are you gonna do? Kill thousands of innocent people to make that point?
BBennett
It's a small price to pay to ensure the future of this country. Think of all the lives that were lost before Roosevelt finally got us into World War II. And that all started right here, on this island, at Pearl Harbor. What's done is done. By this time tomorrow, we'll be dropping bombs all over the Middle East. Only this time, we're not gonna stop until we turn that place into a parking lot. [Steve is speechless and walks away in anger]
You know what? The military was right. You are insane. Okay? You're insane.
BBennett
That's been said about a lot of great patriots who had the courage to stand up for what they believe in.
[Steve and Danny are flying out to release a W80 warhead underwater]
Fantastic. Well, I guess the good news is that dying would be better than looking at your bald head for the rest of my life.
Steve
What are you rambling about?
I got a nuke at my foot, okay? What am I rambling about? If we don't die, which is a gigantic if, I'm gonna be microwaving eggs with my finger, okay?
Steve
Nobody's gonna die, Danny.
Oh, really? Look, it's, uh, it's Dr. Strangelove-- he's back. Aren't you the one who said that residual radiation is-is not so bad, but it's the direct contact that is?
Steve
No, I didn't say that exactly.
Oh, well, you implied it. You basically said ...
Steve
Listen to me, just listen to me.
that I'm standing on the thing.
Steve
Listen to me, all right? One kid is one thing, Danny, but two kids is something else, all right? And g-guess what, you got two kids now. You got two kids now, and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him, all right? So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.
You just bailed on the proposal?
McGarrett
No, I didn't bail. I've been planning the op.
McGarrett
Yeah. I secured a ring. I reconned a location. Now I just got to execute.
[sarcastic] Wow. [deadpan] I mean, it just, it sounds so romantic the way you say it, you know? I mean, I could see it now...you and Catherine in matching camouflage cargo pants on some very exotic shooting range, and you get down on one knee, and you say, "Babe, I want you to join my unit for a lifelong mission." I mean, it's every girl's fairy tale.
NNahele
[about Steve's ring] It don't seem too right to spend all that money on an allotrope of carbon.
Steve
[smirks] An allotrope of carbon? Glad you haven't been ditching your science class.
NNahele
I mean, look, you could spend all that money on a new truck.
Steve
Yes, I could. But, uh, I wouldn't trade what I got for anything.
NNahele
Before you go all mushy on me, I'm gonna get outta here.
Steve
You'll know what I'm talking about one day, buddy.
NNahele
[grins] And here I thought you were a car guy.
[Chin and McGarrett interview the suspect Ahe]
AAhe
The guy you're looking for is Iceman.
McGarrett
"Iceman"? Like from Top Gun?
[Chin and McGarrett exchange looks of dismay.]
McGarrett
[to Chin] Did he say "What's Top Gun"? I should arrest him just for that.
We been walking for, like, a half a mile already.
Steve
More like a klick.
Steve
Yeah, a kilometer. 0.62 of a mile.
Oh, thank you, G.I. Jerk, for the pedantic, uh I know what a klick is.
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