Sorry about the whole convertible top thing.
LLola
You got a little something in your teeth.
Ewww! It's a fly!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Miley is calling Jackson on his phone, and she can hear his phone ringing]
[impersonating Jackson] "Hello there, you've reached Jackson. I'm Hannah's assisticant. I can't do any assisticating right now because I forgot my phone. Yukkity, yukkity, yuk."
[interrupted by Jackson] Jackson I'm trying to rehearse for the American Teen Music Awards!
Yeah. Don't worry; you're not bothering me.
But you're bothering me!
Oh right. Don't care. Look out cow! Ooh... look at that heifer fly. Right into the marching band!
Hey Jackson, you have a real car, you know. Here's a thought: Get in it and drive away!
Fine, fine, you win.
[excited] I do?
[grinning] Yeah. He's fired.
What just happened?
I just ran over an armadillo.
Oh you better run, cracka, 'cause Miley just fired Roxy permanently and I am now in self-defense lessons!
Pretend I'm Miley and you're the Cracker.
I'd rather not!
C'mon, I'm not gonna hurt ya!
[as the Cracker] Ooh, Miley! Gimme your lipstick!
Ahhhh! Principal, principal! Help me, help me!
I'm late aren't I?
Just a smidge!
(walks up to the Cracker waving hands) Yah! Hi-Yah! Be afraid cause' Miley like a puma! Hi-Yah!
Yeah, that's right Cracka'. You better run cause' miley's is brave!
(in scared voice) Miley like a puma?! Hi-Yah?! ... Miley run like a puma!
LLola
Primp all you want, Lil' Miss Cool-List! You are about to get a makeup malfunction everyone will be downloading forever!
She won't get hurt or anything, will she?
LLola
Just her pride. Nationwide... Nowhere to hide- Humilefied! Sad inside!
Are you done?
LLola
Okay. Just remember: You go through the red and she goes through the green... Because she's mean, like an evil queen! [Hannah gives her a look] Okay, now I'm done.
Oh for the love of niblets!
You can go home and relax. Ahhhh.
Or, you can make a moose. Oooooh.
Go home and relax. Ahhhhh.
Make a moose. Oooooh.
PPatty
I think I want to...make a moose!
[in failure] Ahhhhhhhh!
DDontzig
Stewart, I'm sick of your leaves in my pool!
And I'm sick of your face in my house!!
(singing) She's done, I won! I didn't cave, now you're my slave! I get to go, to the fashion show! Ha ha ha ha ha, HA!
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, Busta Rhymes!
You'll never be able to go to school again! Unless you move to the South Pole, completely cut off from all civilization, and you'll eventually go mad, mad I tell you, MAD!
You put extra sugar in your cereal this morning, didn't you?
Yes, and now the room is spinning...
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