Hey, bro!
Junior, Freshman, no bro, gotta go!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Take your stinking paws off me, you darned dirty ape!!
You brought Beary the Bear to school?
Hey! It was a big day, I'm nervous and... he wanted to see the school!
Well, would you zip him back up, please?
Okay... but not all the way, he's afraid of the dark.
[trying to get Miley up for school] Don't make me get the water bucket!
[suddenly sits up, eyes wide open] You wouldn't!
[comes in, wet] Oh yes he would!
[to football player] My mom's a cop! [runs away]
[after kissing Miley on the lips] He shoots! He scores!
He's toast! [begins to chase Rico] You better run, pal!
Your goin down Phoney Joanie!
Who smells like week old Baloney
Been in your locker all alone-y!
Right next to that...that...
Melted ice-cream cone-y!
Ooh! Girl, you are in the zone-y!
JJoanie
Yo, Salt-n-Pepa, wanna bet on it?
Does she? How 'bout winning captain gets to give loosing captain a little haircut.
[Lilly looks at Miley.]
JJoanie
You're on!
[Lilly turns to Joanie.]
Or, we could bet a quarter, 'cuz it's just about the fun of competition!
JJoanie
No, it's really about me kicking your butt again! Yeah!!
What is taking Oliver so long?
What do you expect, it's Oliver... Now would you stop pacing?
Will you stop sitting?
NO!
Fine!
[cell phone rings]
Hah- [gasps] MAN!! You owe me an apple!
Would you keep it down, I'm on the phone!
Oh, Rico.
Hey, bubble-brain, how's it going?
Aww, smart, funny, and-
Dead on about that bubble-brain. [Miley glares at her] But just in biology. Other than that, you're sharp as a tick!
That's tack.
You see?
Good thing you two are pretty.
I mean it's not like she stands up there and says: fibula, tibia, clavical, rib, we call this the humerus and that's no fib!
[to Miley] Don't worry, lollipop. You could always marry money.
What?
That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.
Kelly Clarkson?
Hilary Duff?
[snaps fingers] Jay-Z!
I got it! Hannah Montana!
[Miley, Lilly, and Oliver exchange looks of panic, then start laughing.]
How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]
You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!
[talking to her audience] I know, I can't wait! Swiss chocolate, Italian shoes, and French boys...ooh la la!
[from backstage] Ooh la la? Uh uh uh! That's it! The closest we're gonna get to Paris is Paris, Texas!
KMs. Kunkle
Morning, Stewart.
SSnowball
Stupid bird brain!
KMs. Kunkle
Detention, Stewart.
Alright Snowball, we're gonna take 5, and afterwards I'm teaching you 'Wanna Be Your Joe'!
SSnowball
(makes parrot sound) Robby rocks!!
And don't you forget it!
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