Hannah Montana · Season 1
Now Dad, at the parent-teacher conference you might hear something about a belching contest. I just want you to know that it never happened. (ecstatically) And I was NOT the CHAMPION!!
I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!
Whoa whoa whoa...you and Kunkle had coffee? You're kidding!!
C'mon, what's a dash of terragon among friends?
That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!
(calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)
Was I "Dork" or "Dorkier"?
Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.
Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.
I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.
I bet she would
Yeah right! Where are we gonna find one of those?
[Miley and Lilly hit him with a pillow]
You think he'd learn by now?
How did I lose my card?!
Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.
How did the carpet make sense?
The guy said it would match my shoes?
I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.
What's wrong with you, boy?
It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.
Oh, I have to have these shoes!
Why?
They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.
Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.
What did you do?
What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?
I didn't do anything, I never do anything.
Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it, she did it, I saw her with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You are a cruel cruel father.
Oh yeah? Would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]
Credit cards!
My very first credit card. Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]
And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!
[mimicking Miley] "Don't bother switching the limos tonight, nobody's following us!" I am so smart BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Actually, I've got some news about me and Jackson.
Ooooooo! (with excitment)
No, it's kinda serious.
Ooooooooooo!!(frustrated)
The truth is...me and Jackson are...
[runs into room] Totally and completely in love! (bouncing around the stage)I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!! (rips open sweatshirt to reveal a custom-made shirt that reads Jacksannah)
Jackson I'm gonna ask you a question I never had to ask one my kids before. Why didn't you break up with your sister?
[looking cheesed off] "Madonna's a cat?! I'm at a birthday party, in a tent, for a CAT?!" [sarcastically] "What's for dessert, chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse?"
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