Gossip Girl · Season 2
[to Cyrus] My mother's coming to my party.
What? You never want me at your parties.
This year's different! I'm 18 and it's a grown-up party. I emailed Dorota a new guest list. Parents are invited.
I'll return the tickets ...
Nonsense. Blair and I will celebrate her birthday on her REAL birthday next week. WE are going to see Cyndi Lauper!
And yet another one bites the bust, Agnes. What is the matter with you?! This guy was our last chance!
Okay he totally overreacted! We're artists! We need to work with somebody who's not gonna be freaked out by a little bit of passion.
Passion. You know the heat from the fashion show's not gonna last that long ...
Jenny, I will find us another business manager tomorrow.
Good, because without one we can't meet with any buyers.
It's all gonna work out, okay? I'm on it.
Who do you imagine your client will be? Girls like us-
Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a high-end product. I know these girls and their style because I'm their peer, and that's what makes me unique as a designer.
You girls have been getting a lot of press. You've got talent. Who's the designer?
It's me.
And I'm the face of the line, and brains of the operation.
I'm kinda over the writing thing, and I wanna see what else is out there. You're easily the most successful person I know so I figured, why not start at the top. You know, I was hoping I'd be able to shadow you for a few days a week after school.
I'm a busy man, Daniel, I don't think that's going to be possible.
Right, of course. I don't want to impose. It's just that ... you know, well, my dad, his world is pretty narrow. He may have had a hit song in the '90s but he didn't build half the Manhattan skyline.
Your father's a fine man, but I can see how you'd want something more. Why don't we start with two days a week?
Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Wait, what about the gnome? I have to take him down!
He's totally unsuitable.
Who?
Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!
Serena, I called you like 10 times last night! Where have you been?
I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met Aaron in Times Square. B, it was the most romantic thing...
Who cares about plaque or pretentious artists when your best friend is having a meltdown!
[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.
[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.
She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!
He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.
You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.
This is your family now, get with the program and fast.
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