It's Serena! She goes down for anything.
S1 E17Woman on the Verge
S1 E18Much 'I Do' About Nothing
[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]
Ow!
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
And you were on the floor.
I didn't want to hurt my back.
Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
That was one time, it was chilly.
Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan; Mom and Dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen-- they're made.
There, there Georgie. It's going to be okay.
GSGeorgina's Mom
No. This time it won't.
Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.
That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.
When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.
You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
[talking to Georgina] Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
No one ever enjoys their first time.
Except you.
[to Nate] Hey, if you ever want to reflect alone together, I'll be around.
They say love conquers all... but maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Poor Humphrey. Looks like our resident moral compass isn't such a straight arrow after all.
When I told my mom not to go away with Rufus, I told her it was because you and I were forever. I know I was right.
One last battle and the war is won.
Best man speech going that well?
There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Not a dry eye there either.
Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. [Fixes Chuck's bowtie.]
Except you, save me a dance? [Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said]
Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. [Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him] Ha, break a leg [sarcastically]
I think I just did.
I need to talk to you. Your father's leaving.
He just stepped out to call my mom.
Everything okay? [Chuck says "no" at the same time that Nate says "yes"]
He had his car brought around.
He probably left his phone in it.
Right before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal. Looked like drugs.
My father is clean, Chuck. What are you spying on him?
Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry. We do not have time to argue about this.
Thank you.
It's your dad. It's bigger than...all the other stuff.
I'm sorry...for all of it. [They shake hands]
So am I.
So you said you loved her. Uh, never heard you say that before...about anyone.
[Giving the best man speech at Bart's wedding to Lilly.] My father is someone who goes after what he wants and Lilly Van der Woodsen is no exception. In typical Bass man fashion his pursuit was direct and at times...not exactly subtle. [Chuck looks at Blair and then puts down his cue cards] One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lilly is the importance of perseverance, that in the face of true love you don't just give up - even if the object of your affection is begging you to. And one thing I learned from Lilly is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind, I’ve watched them become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day, I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who’ll do the same for me. To the happy couple.
That was quite a speech. All your hard work must've paid off.
That wasn't what I wrote. [They begin to dance] I was inspired in the moment...Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.
You mean like blogging to Gossip girl about our sex life and comparing me to your dad's sweaty, old horse?
Chuck What's your point?
What's yours?
You don't belong with Nate, never have, never will.
You don't belong with anyone. [They kiss.]
Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Now you do. That's all that matters.
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